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Topic: This seems to be fitting in this forum...
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FatJohnny
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posted 02-12-2002 07:02 AM
   
...don't you think?Fascinating. |
manic_224
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posted 02-12-2002 01:14 PM
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LONDON (Reuters) - British scientists said on Monday they had discovered what they believed to be the world's oldest fossilized vomit from a large marine reptile that lived 160 million years ago.
Would you ever admit you found fossilised dinosaur vomit? |
Tostito
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posted 02-13-2002 02:28 AM
When I rearranged my study a while back I found teensy streaks of fossilised vomit on the wall from when my friend Scott slept there one time. Thought I'd got it all.That's my two cents. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 02-13-2002 03:53 AM
Tostito, that is both sickening and laugh out loud funny in my mind.
I can’t imagine the number of corners people have exposed, unaware of the chunky goodness that awaited them from past parties.
I’ve left e few myself.
So, was it hard chunks of chopped carrots and meat, resembling freeze-dried food?
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FatJohnny
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posted 02-13-2002 06:24 AM
I've only had one experience with fossilized vomit. It involved a bottle of Cisco. That's all that needs to be said, really. |
manic_224
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posted 02-13-2002 12:13 PM
When I was staying over at my friends house with a couple of friends we came in after a late night quite tired and drunkish. We all just flopped and went to sleep.
The next day my friend Ciara had to leave quite early and the girl who's house we were staying in, got up and walked her to the bus stop to see her off. When we got up she told us that her cat had vomitted on the bed and she had been so drunk that she hadn't noticed and had let Ciara sleep on it. I don't think Ciara knows that she slept on cat vomit that night. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 02-13-2002 03:33 PM
Wait, wouldn't she know she slept in cat honk by the stain? |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-13-2002 04:37 PM
Nick, you’ve obviously never been that drunk before.Some friends of mine (a long long time ago in high school) got pissed drunk and started having sex in the back room. Well, the chick was a virgin and she bleed like a stuck pig over all the bed sheets, pillows too.
Then, shortly after, a couple of other drunken people went back to pass out in the same bed, not knowing what had just happed earlier. They laid there for about a half an hour before one of them got up to use the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and saw that he was covered in pasty vagina juices. Hack I couldn’t even imagine the smell. Nasty bloody sperm cocktail.
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manic_224
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posted 02-13-2002 06:34 PM
Thankyou for that beautiful image. |
FatJohnny
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posted 02-14-2002 06:18 AM
And just in time for Valentine's Day!  |
Nick Zbu
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posted 02-17-2002 07:08 PM
You know, the more I know Jogger, the more I realize that he would be great at describing those scenes in horror novels that other authors just couldn't touch.Now, finally, that 'giving birth to a Buick' novel can finally be written!  |
Nonacita
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posted 02-17-2002 08:55 PM
I have been working on that giving birth to a buick novel in the spare time I have while expirimenting with vomit fossilization. I bow to your descriptions, and will continue solely on the vomit from now on. |
Captain Grant
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posted 02-18-2002 05:37 AM
Fuck, Jogger. That's a horrifically disgusting story rendered in gorgeously blunt prose, and I love it. |
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