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FatJohnny
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posted 12-05-2001 10:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
We just recieved a Christmas card. Not just any Christmas card, oh no. Lovingly hand colored, cut and pasted... by convicts. Yes, it seems that the inmates at the Marion Detention Facility have decided to send us Season's Greetings. How sweet.

Tostito
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posted 12-05-2001 11:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Did different convicts get assigned different members of staff, or did you all get like five hundred badly spelt cards each

manic_224
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posted 12-05-2001 12:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for manic_224   Click Here to Email manic_224     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, do you get one each or is it a collective one for the whole station? Are you gonna put it on your mantel piece? Does it say your name on it, cause that's where I'd start getting scared.

There are just so many reasons why you should love your job Fat Johnny.

FatJohnny
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posted 12-06-2001 06:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It was one card for the entire station. There are about 20 "signatures" (I use quotes because some of them are more like random lines), so I'm guessing it might have come from the laundry room, or some other organized group of prisoners.

At least we know we're reaching our core audience.

Nick Zbu
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posted 12-14-2001 05:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Random lines from convicts on a card. I can imagine it's like this:

"Me not White Jimmy's bitch."

"Please send me more cigs."

"Yo dawgz flipside Ghetto."

"Poonta Claus"

"Yoz Guis I wannasay that'syouz rockZ!"

"Where's the TP?"

[This message has been edited by Nick Zbu (edited 12-14-2001).]

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