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Author
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Topic: pockets
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-01-2001 03:29 PM
   
this is the content of my pockets:
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-01-2001 03:39 PM
What's "certs"? I don't have anything in my pockets except for a guitar pick and some fluff. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-01-2001 04:15 PM
I realize that is not really the contents of my pockets. The keys I hook to my belt loop.Oh yeah, certs are breath mints. |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-01-2001 11:03 PM
YOU'RE WALLET IS ON FIRE!!!! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 02:24 AM
You are wallet on fire? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Okay, just kidding Mossy.  |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 06:13 AM
I have a Boba Fett keychain. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 06:40 AM
I have a house key attached to the spine that broke off one of those clever little mini-bible keychains, $15, and an empty lighter. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 06:45 AM
Full pocket report:-$2.39 in change
-A bunch of keys (this one with the Boba Fett)
-Another key
-A green lighter
-A half pack of Viceroy Lights
-A pay stub
-A reciept for disposable razors and a bunch of bananas
-A wallet. You can all now sleep easier. |
laz
Monkey
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posted 08-02-2001 07:59 AM
Rocket has smelly breath. I have no pockets but in my handy little bag there is: Tissues, for those hayfever moments.
Polo mints, I have smelly breath too.
Keys, with Zippy from rainbow keychain.
Mobile phone with Winnie the Pooh logo and ringtone.
Malboro lights.
Lighter.
Wallace and Gromit Wallet.
3 ounces of crack cocaine. |
DEA
Chimp with diapers
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posted 08-02-2001 08:05 AM
All right, missy. You're coming with us. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-02-2001 09:30 AM
Isn't satisfying that the DEA is a chimp in diapers. |
DEA
Chimp with diapers
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posted 08-02-2001 09:39 AM
Hey you! This is your place, isn't it? You're coming with us, too. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 09:43 AM
Not as comedy gold as GOD being a chimp in diapers, but nice all the same. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 08-02-2001 10:32 AM
I have nothing in my pockets beside my wallet.
And in my wallet is...
- My social security number
- My highschool ID card from last year
- My house's 800 number
- My FNX Card
- A Cape Cod Community College ID Card
- My Red Cross Certification for Adult CPR (expired) and First Aid Basics
- My Suncoast Reply Card
- My license to Bitch
- My Backseat driver's license
Isn't that all interesting? |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-02-2001 10:42 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Pez:
I forgot your from Massachusetts.
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 06:48 PM
No pockets...but, purse report... ~$8.45 (Australian)
~1 scottish pound
~12 RM (Malaysian)
~50 sen (Malaysian)
~38p (English)
~5 pound BT Globalcard
~4 pressed souvenir pennies
~Various souvenir business cards and admittance tickets ~Pictures of my sons, Nightshade and a friend's kiddies ~12 airmail stickers
~4 x 49c stamps
~3 x $1 stamps
~1 x 40c Xmas stamp ~Westpac card
~RACQ card
~Medicare card
~Rabbit Photo VIP card
~$5 Telstra Smart Phonecard
~Aspley Leagues Club - The Devils card
~Priority Club card
~Ansett Australia Global Rewards card
~Job Network card
~Health Care card
~Various other business cards
~Photo ID Driver's Licence
~"Official Bitch Card"
~"Fallen Angel Permit To Sin Card"
~"Certifiably Spoilt Rotten Card" Just don't ask what is in my bag, or we'll be here all night...  |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-02-2001 10:22 PM
Pockets? Bah! I carry all my humanly needs in my dimensional aparture. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-03-2001 08:29 AM
Is that another word for 'anus'? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-03-2001 01:41 PM
ouch. |
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