posted 06-11-2001 11:06 PM            

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I'm now hooked to wrestling. Not enough to order pay-per-view, but enough to enjoy the overacted mayhem.

Thank you, o'corpulent one. *bows*

posted 06-12-2001 06:08 AM            

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Now pretty soon you'll be following the three I's, and giving stunners to people who look at you funny in bars.

It's true, it's true.

posted 06-12-2001 11:22 PM            

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Just today, some woman demanded to know where the cabbage was at work. I showed her with a flying elbow to her jaw followed up with a Grand Mal Suplex right into the red variety.

Can you smell the Zbu is cooking? It's called PAIN!!!

posted 06-17-2001 12:22 AM            

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Well, I'm not that on the level. My lawyer is for somehow managing to have his 'friends' 'convince' the old lady from suing by 'realinging' her spine into a exclamation mark.

All for $5! Thanks, Shamstein and Shamstein!