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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 05-23-2001 10:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yes, I am aware that this is incredible self indulgent and tacky, but fuck it. ‘So you may have notice that I have been a bit of a shadow around these parts lately. Part of the reason is that I just started my own record label. It is called Dangerfive and I just released a compilation entitled ‘The Danger Sessions.’ I have been told that it is a hit record and that kids will love it.

So if you want to check out the labels site it is www.dangerfive.com.

You can guess which songs on the comp me and mosrite play on.

Lotus666
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posted 05-23-2001 10:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, if you can't indulge yourself in your own forum...where CAN you?
Rocket dear...lost your ICQ number. Can you please message me? Thanks! Will go have a listen to your compilation...

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We didn't come here looking for trouble...
We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle!

Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 05-23-2001 10:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't have ICQ anymore, the fat cats in the HR decided that we can't use ICQ and such.

Now i have to actually work.

Lotus666
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posted 05-23-2001 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Dear God NOOOOOOO!!!

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 05-23-2001 11:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Is there extra shipping and handling on the CDs?

Jogger
Monkey
posted 05-23-2001 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey Rocket I just listened to your demo record store. It sounds great. I say keep it acoustic and beef up the base a little. You know how everyone loves the big base sound.
The Hardcore Show Sounds cool. Did I hear her say something about Kathy Lee, and Frank Gifford? Oh, I get it.
Hey, was that Centipede in the far background?
I really likes it.
This is jogger not being sarcastic.

Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 05-23-2001 01:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jogger,
The record song is my friend Colin. We have already rerecorded song with keyboards and such. It is on his 'Sometimes the nice boy wins.' The hardcore show song was recorded on a tape deck to tape deck with a realist mixer. It is the lowest of lo-fi.

here is a sample of a song off the comp: http://www.dangerfive.com/mp3/360.mp3

Rockjock,
there is no extra shipping charges, I am nice like that.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 05-23-2001 01:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Polished. I'll order one tonight.

Nick Zbu
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posted 05-23-2001 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't believe in shameless self-promotion. It shows a contempt for the power of your own work.

But, needless to say, I wanna copy. I need fresh, new music....*droooooool*

Case B
Monkey
posted 05-23-2001 08:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That sample track...

Catchy stuff. And I like the lyrics. Too many songs nowadays don't have lyrics that provoke any kind of thought.

I want a copy. Is that one off of the dangersessions?

mosrite
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posted 05-23-2001 09:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mosrite   Click Here to Email mosrite     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I want a copy too!

Case B
Monkey
posted 05-23-2001 11:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I mean, I wish to order a copy, but I'm...ah, never mind, it must be off the danger sessions.

Tostito
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posted 05-24-2001 03:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Dear Jonathan Q Rocket

I am writing to inform you that your compilation sucks many cocks. It's designed for bowl heads with bad turtle neck sweaters, and retarded college students trying to be alternative. If I could, I would sue you for producing this trash. Sadly no legal precedent exists. Also, your friend has a silly lisp and can't say "I feel like a husk but" properly.

Please send me a free copy,

Regards
Tostito

FatJohnny
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posted 05-24-2001 06:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm producing a CD! Alas, but not on my own label. I am foreveer doomed to be a second rate Jo(h)nny...

Britt
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posted 05-24-2001 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The check's in the mail, baybee.

SLACKER
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posted 05-27-2001 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
well my band is recording our second demo this summer, cause the last one sucked.

more details as they arrive.

FatJohnny
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posted 05-28-2001 06:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Only advice I can give you: Pay attention to production. Sometimes the extra money spent on it can be worth it.

Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 05-29-2001 09:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I disagree, I feel many bands over produce them selves and lose there sound.

I love lo-fi

FatJohnny
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posted 05-29-2001 09:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
On the other hand, you don't want it to sound like a muddy crap. Take your time in the studio, and make sure it sounds clean.

Nick Zbu
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posted 05-29-2001 10:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Agreed. Quantity may get you more fans, but quality keeps them there. Take it from a man who professionally dubs tapes...video tapes, but nevertheless....

m_b_v
Monkey
posted 06-06-2001 10:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for m_b_v   Click Here to Email m_b_v     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hey i like a lot of songs that sound like muddy crap...all of lou barlows early stuff sounds like muddy muddy crapola(ie. the song stronger) and i still love it...i think it's the quality of the song that counts, not the quality of the recording...hey johnny rocket(or should i say johnny rocker) have your A&R dept. get in touch with me. i'm interested in possibly signing to dangerfive.

Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 06-07-2001 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'll sign you but you have to know that dangerfive is like a brotherhood once you are a part of dangerfive the only why out is by death or justing asking nicely

Lotus666
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posted 06-09-2001 07:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So when's the World Tour? I want dates...

Britt
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posted 06-11-2001 05:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sign me! Sign me!!

Nick Zbu
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posted 06-11-2001 09:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Rocket,

Sign any surf rock bands yet? Because if you do, can I break them into Dangerfive using my special blend of verbal torture, American Inyourfaceness and giant tub of decaying yak diarrhea?

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 05:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey Rocket, just got the CDs in the mail! Great stuff. I really liked Sue Norton. Oh, and thanks for mosrite's CD. mos, you sounded really good. Um, that's it.

mosrite
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posted 06-27-2001 11:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mosrite   Click Here to Email mosrite     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
thank you sir. I can't sing.

Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 06-28-2001 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No problem Mr Rock Jock, glad you enjoyed it.

PixieChic
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posted 06-29-2001 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieChic   Click Here to Email PixieChic     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Ahem*

*Checks watch. Checks mail. Checks watch.*

FatJohnny
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posted 06-29-2001 01:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You live in Texas. You should know that the pony express takes longer.

PixieChic
Monkey
posted 06-30-2001 05:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieChic   Click Here to Email PixieChic     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah, well, Slacker gave most of our ponies away.

Lotus666
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posted 06-30-2001 05:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I never got a pony...

Tostito
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posted 06-30-2001 06:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And with that, one of the funniest WWYK related jokes Tostito had seen in a long time was turned into a trite and boring cliche. By Lotus. Again.

Lotus666
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posted 06-30-2001 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*Obviously short on newbies to pick on again...Tostito returned to being an arsewipe!*

Tostito
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posted 06-30-2001 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You aren't funny, you're old and boring and you try make up for it with sad attempts at flirting or crap about how devilish you are.

So shut up, you.
Stupid.

Lotus666
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posted 06-30-2001 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No, you shut up. Talk to the hand cause the old fart ain't listening.

Tostito
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posted 06-30-2001 01:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I can't believe you just told me to talk to the hand. I thought you hit bottom ages ago, apparently not.

But nevermind, shrink behind the 'I promised someone I wouldn't fight with you anymore' excuse and call in an even more inept life form to try and ward me away. I think I've covered everything pertinent anyway.

Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 07-01-2001 10:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jonny Rocket   Click Here to Email Jonny Rocket     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey hey, let's get back to the topic at hand, me and my wonderful cd that all of the kids are raving about.

Tostito
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posted 07-02-2001 03:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The crappiness of your CD is what inspired me to fight in the first place, lo-fi mo fo

FatJohnny
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posted 07-02-2001 06:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
See Rocket? Your music inspires angst in the youth of Australia. You may be creating the next Seattle.

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