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Topic: Can you say...
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FatJohnny
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posted 04-17-2001 08:48 AM
   
... with certainty that you can go in to work and not be bitten by an anaconda?I can't anymore... |
Lotus666
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posted 04-17-2001 09:38 AM
FJ...you been trippin' on my mushrooms before going in to work, hmmm? Or has someone let the python out of the bag? Sounds like a job for...STEVE IRWIN...SNAKE CHARMER EXTRAORDINAIRE!  (The man was on TV last night with a show about snakes...no, LBJ & Zach...I missed it!) |
Tostito
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posted 04-17-2001 11:52 AM
Who are you even talking to, old woman?? Jesus. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-17-2001 12:08 PM
No, but since we like ya, you can try again! |
Lotus666
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posted 04-17-2001 12:51 PM
Hey Tostito...if your name is either LBJ, Zach or FJ...then yes, I am talking to you!Actually, I was talking to people I respect greatly on these boards. Unless one of those names is your name...take a chill pill, Chippy...and go back to your studies. FJ, care to share the story? |
Tostito
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posted 04-17-2001 12:59 PM
"No, but since we like ya, you can try again! "
That makes no sense, here's a tip, try reading the posts you reply to, foolie.And Lotus, your pathetic tangents are tantamount to handing out blowjobs for attention, which wouldn't surprise me. Man you ride my balls. Silly old one. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 04-17-2001 12:59 PM
fight fight fight |
Britt
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posted 04-17-2001 01:10 PM
So a snake bit ya, FJ?? Was it poisonous? Did anyone have to suck out the venom? Come on! Details!! |
spam pilot
Monkey
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posted 04-17-2001 01:36 PM
Actually, Anaconda does not bite, but wraps itself and strangle its victim to death, and then swallows him whole.No amount of sucking will save that poor dude's life , but it's a nice way to go... |
Lotus666
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posted 04-17-2001 03:55 PM
Spam...being squeezed to death by a snake? Think I will pass!  FJ come on...cut the suspense...what happened??? |
FatJohnny
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posted 04-18-2001 06:30 AM
First off, hellooooo spam pilot! Another random appearance, or you around for a while? Second - Anacondas do bite. I saw it. No I was not the one bitten, but before yesterday I was faily confident that I could go my whole life without being bitten by an anaconda. Now, that belief is shaken to the ground. Yesterday, our sister station (where I live my double life as John Dexter) had a guest from a store called 'Captive Born Reptiles', who brought in an alligator (a rather young, smallish one) and the now infamous anaconda. All was well, and during a music sweep, myself and a few other DJ's were in the studio, checking them out. I went back into the studio I was working in to do a commercial break, when through the window, I see my friend jumping, and turning all shades of red, with other people scrambling. The anaconda bit him and started to slither into an open vent. They pulled him out, and the guy was okay. He was of course abused the rest of the day. But damn, that's just something you don't expect to happen. At all. Now, back to fighting. |
Lotus666
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posted 04-18-2001 08:03 AM
I am glad you were not bitten, FJ...but what I want to know is...what future precautions will you be taking to ensure it never happens to you? (The anaconda bite that is!) |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-18-2001 09:41 AM
Explaining the joke for the Tosted One: quote:
Originally posted by Tostito:
Who are you even talking to, old woman?? Jesus?
And since it wasn't Jesus, you can have another try to guess. |
Tostito
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posted 04-18-2001 11:23 AM
There was no ? after Jesus, putz. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-18-2001 05:46 PM
Don't blame your lack of English skills and punctuation on me, skidmark. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-19-2001 01:55 AM
Nick I think Tostito was using Jesus as an exclamation to the statement. |
FatJohnny
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posted 04-19-2001 06:07 AM
I'm just happy to see the word 'putz' included in this thread. |
FatJohnny
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posted 04-19-2001 08:36 AM
Wierd fucking week at work update: There's a giant pink pig in the newsroom. Swear to Christ. All we need now is a cameo from Anthony Michael Hall. |
spam pilot
Monkey
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posted 04-19-2001 08:44 AM
hello fj, glad to know you're Okay and everythingYes, i'm back, fling a can of meat can be very time consuming you know, so i have'nt had the time to drop in, but i've decided to neglect my studies and my socual life , so hopefully i 'll get to hear more of your pink pig tale. DO tell.  [This message has been edited by spam pilot (edited 04-19-2001).] |
Britt
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posted 04-19-2001 11:35 AM
FJ gets all the good jobs. I only get to work with accountants, and I've yet to see one bite. Although I wouldn't put it past them. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-19-2001 11:50 AM
FJ,Take this as the final confirmation of your curse. RUN!!! |
Tostito
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posted 04-19-2001 12:21 PM
You're so mind numbingly useless. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-20-2001 11:37 AM
This from the man whose lame insult was under par even to his standards that he was ignored, just like his forum and his life.  Anyway, back to the point: FJ Cursed, Should Run. |
Case B
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posted 04-20-2001 01:23 PM
Correct me if I'm not on the same wavelength here, but are you referring to the last insult, or Tostito's misunderstanding of the gaping difference between "Jesuit" and "Judaism"?Because I'm wondering if that mosrite thing was partially aimed at me. If this be the case, that's like calling a black guy a "cracker". btw, jesuit also means "hypocrite", which further supports my reason for being a non-practicing guy in my faith. If I'm making no sense, all the better. |
Britt
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posted 04-20-2001 08:05 PM
Huh? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 04-20-2001 08:30 PM
My thoughts exactly. |
FatJohnny
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posted 04-21-2001 04:17 AM
Y'know, I think I rather likes Case B. He's kinda' retarded, but in the GOOD way. And I mean that.As for the giant pig, I never found out what that was all about. But the worst happened yesterday as the local aphetheater announced it's line-up. We get Ozz-fest (Yay!), but we also get the "Pedo-Palooza" tour: Aaron Carter, The A-Teens and Leslie Carter. How did my world get so fucked up? Anything to do with all that mercury I drank? My bet: No. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 04-21-2001 06:13 PM
FatJohnny, I'll take that as a compliment.(I am a retard. Now let us never speak of the truth again.) Oh, and... speaking of tween pop stars... Will Lil Bow-wow be making any sort of guest appearance? Will it be sponsored by Radio Disney? Will they sing their own rendition of the "Johnson's band-aid song"? I want a live bootleg, damn it. In the words of Jackass's "Party Boy"... Now that's something I can really party to! [This message has been edited by Case B (edited 04-23-2001).] |
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