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Topic: Beer.
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FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2001 03:13 AM
I want to know what the worst beer you've ever had is. Be it taste, results whatever.My worst takes both categories for me. Schlitz Ice. I'm not even sure if they make it anymore. The stuff's taste is indescribable. Somewhere between that generic bad beer "piss" taste and water that collects in garbage cans when it rains. As for the aftermath, the most painful stomach cramps and beer shits ever, the next morning. Blech. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2001 05:04 AM
ALL beer! Cider for me, thanks! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2001 10:32 PM
That's why I stay in 'hard liquor' land. Beer is only good for college students and poor people.  |
chaZ Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 09:51 AM
I never had a good beer while in Australia. It all tasted like water!Red Wine and Whiskey rule! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 09:55 AM
I'll agree with you on that one, chaZ!  |
Case B Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 09:56 AM
I have to agree with Zbu there. Screwdrivers are my favorite. They're the easiest way to get seriously wasted in a very short amount of time. And they're tasty too. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 11:51 AM
Bah! Pantywaists, all of you! Where's exile when you need him? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 12:39 PM
Mostly likely, he's surfing while it's still good.  |
manic_224 Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 03:56 PM
Apparently if a girl drinks beer, she's more likely to cheat on you. I hate beer, it makes me quite ill. I'm a vodka girl - hurrah. |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 05:08 PM
I have to say Whiskey is my favorite, but I do like beer from time to time. So, to answer FJ'squestion, the worst beer for me will always be Old Milwaukee. ------------------ Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Lord Destroyer Monkey
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posted 04-09-2001 12:49 AM
I'm with those who don't like beer.I tried it once, and that's all I needed to realize one thing about beer - BLEEECCH! One sip, and I was making faces that was making my girlfriend almost snort her wine out of her nose. Yeah, yeah, say what you will about having to develop a taste for it - I say no thanks. ------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 04-09-2001).] |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-09-2001 02:02 PM
Alright, my curiosity finally got the better of me. What's the story with Lord Destroyer, is he a bubble boy, does he have some sort of disease, or what? All he ever does is speak with 4th grade level grammar about his girlfriend, job, foods/drinks that make him ill or he doesn't like, and how bad comedy (eg. Weird Al, stupid parts of South Park) make him laugh till various things come out of his nose.I remember once he said he tried strawberries for the first time on his birthday or something. And another time he actually told me my "ass is grass". So what's the damned story? I vote cancer patient. (Insults aside, I am actually serious, what's the matter with the geek?) Anybody!? It's distressing. Oh and Beer drunk is twenty times better than scotch drunk.
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catapault007 Monkey
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posted 04-09-2001 08:51 PM
Tostito, I think Lord Destroyer is just jealous that his girlfriend can drink him under the table. Damn Light weights!!!------------------ Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 04-09-2001 09:40 PM
Oh, look, Tost is being 'edgy' again....*sigh*. |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 04-10-2001 04:45 AM
Swan Gold; watered down shit. Only good for flushing your kidneys. Once went to a party where the host asked if I wanted a beer.Me: Whatcha got? Him: Gold. Me: What else? Him: Just gold. Me: Got any wine? Oh, and Crown Lager, which they try to pass of in this country as Premium beer. What that means is the trendy people pay twice as much to drink cat's piss. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 06:18 AM
Finally! Beer drinkers!I don't get how people find beer nasty. The smell, the taste, the buzz! Beer is a divine creation. No go out and drink a six pack of Negra Mordello. You'll thank me or something. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 07:35 AM
Exile kicked crown lager's arse pretty damned hard, that was funny.But seriously about Lord Destroyer, blatant shine ons aside, what's the guy's story. Research experiment who got freed? I'm dyin' here. |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 11:34 AM
I LOVE BEER! Needed to be said.Worst beer: Rainier & Schlitz Malt Liquor (is it a liquor or a beer? ha ha...trick question...it's NEITHER)...yech. |