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Author
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Topic: Conspiracy in odd places.
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-30-2001 07:20 AM
   
It seems to me that people find conspiracys in the wierdest places.Case one: A couple days ago, there was a fire in the apartment complex my fiance and I live in. The fire was a couple buildings down, so there was no danger. The cause was that incence caught the couch on fire, and that started it. Well, upon hearing this, my fiance immediately cried, "Bullshit!". She had noticed a gas truck there that morning, and she knew it was a gas leak that they were trying to cover up. After explaining to her that it is routine to chck the gas lines after a fire, and that a gas leak would have caused an explosion, not just a fire, she still would have none of it. As far as I know she is convinced that there is an anti-incense organazation out there. Case two: A couple of weeks ago at work a fellow called me up. His question? "Uh, is it, like possible for you to pick people out, and, like shock them through the radio?" My reply, "No." Obviously misunderstanding my complex responce, he then asked, "Doesn't the FCC get mad when you do that? And through the television?" I then told him, "Sir, that is physically impossible." And all he said was "Yeah, right," and then he hung up. What the whole conspiracy was, I'll never know, but obviously I weld a lot more power than I thought. Sooooooooooo, run into any interesting conspiracies lately? |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-30-2001 09:45 AM
ACCCCKKKKKKK "Ive Been shocked!!!!" Damn You FJ!!!!------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-31-2001 01:46 AM
I was investigating this strange glow in a field near my house, and then I fainted. I don't remember anything about that night, but I woke up three days later in Mexico with a badly groomed mustache and an average sized penis. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-31-2001 11:11 AM
So an improvement in every way, eh? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-31-2001 11:25 AM
Do you need to rest, that was prime grade wit, must take a bit out of you. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-31-2001 10:21 PM
Oh, please. It's easy when you're past your prime. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 03:56 AM
I wouldn't know. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 04-03-2001 01:01 PM
So Tos, they made it grow for you? How nice. |
manic_224
Monkey
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posted 04-03-2001 03:13 PM
FJ, I'm going to Belfast City Beat radio station for work experience next week. You think you can teach me how to do that shock thing before next Wednesday? |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-04-2001 06:45 AM
Yeah, just let figure out the current orbit of the super secret mind control sattelite. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-04-2001 06:49 AM
Hey Pez, you might notice that was exactly what Zbu said. Only somehow, you managed to be even clumsier.Don't bother replying, it'd be four steps behind everyone else. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-04-2001 10:18 PM
"Was that an insult? It wasn't very good." --Tostito. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-05-2001 04:21 AM
See, even Zbu agrees with me. |
manic_224
Monkey
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posted 04-05-2001 06:10 PM
Aw, bless their wee cotton socks, they're playing together. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-05-2001 11:16 PM
I don't wear cotton. Wait a minute...these aren't SOCKS!! AHHHHHH!!!
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Pez
Monkey
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posted 04-07-2001 03:43 PM
But notice how it came after your comment Tostito. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 07:38 AM
 "Duuuh, nothice how I wasn't sherious, ad no wun else addreshed da fact bause it was obviouth I masn't sherious."What did I say. Don't waste my time by replying. You are perpetually several steps behind. Maybe that's cute and zany to some people. Probably not. Besides, someone else will defend you. Seeings how you're poor li'l pez and all. And that straight face was perfect. You know, I wouldn't have realised you were serious without it. Damned near borders on intimidating.
Grrr! I dislike a few people, but you're the only one that literally makes me slap my forehead. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 09:44 AM
Well if I'm wasting your time by replying, then that means you're wasting even more time by replying to me. You damned hypocrite. To save your precious time drop the subject and ignore me, like I was ignoring you up till this topic. But wait, that means you can't have the last word in. Oh no! What ever shall we do if Tostito can't get his last bland repeating 'You suck, I am the man' type respondence? I guess we're just going to have to get over it, won't we? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 09:50 AM
You suck, I am the man. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 10:08 AM
You can have the last word if you want, but I just have to say; respondence? Could you be proving me any righter? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 10:49 AM
Damn, now I suck.I like stooping! Look, I can be a midget! |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 11:53 AM
We all suck sometimes. Unless your me. I perpetually rule the world! Ha, ha, ha! And stuff. |
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