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Topic: Still Gets Off On Maude
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 02-22-2001 12:35 PM
   
from savage love:
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Ever since Jeff Ross (referring to Sandra Bernhard at the Jerry Stiller Friar's Club Roast) proclaimed that "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick," Bea Arthur has become the archetype for sexually undesirable women. This is bullshit, and I was extremely disheartened to see you jump on the bandwagon. I have fond childhood memories of masturbatory fantasies involving Bea Arthur and Adrienne Barbeau in classic mother-daughter scenarios. So please, Dan, let's remember Bea as the provocative, seductive, titillating Maude and not as an aged Golden Girl.
-Still Gets Off On Maude
"I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick"
Do I smell a new signature?
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 02-22-2001 12:45 PM
 i see his point. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-22-2001 11:22 PM
If I wanted a signature, it would be from Bea Arthur's funniest moment in Mel Brooks' History of The World, Part 1.: quote:
BEA: So, what do you do?MEL: Stand-up philosopher...(goes on and on) BEA: Ah...a BULLSHIT ARTIST! MEL: *angry groan*
Now that's comedy. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-23-2001 12:44 AM
I sent Ms. Arthur a Valentine. It said "Will You Bea Mine?" I'm so clever. |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 02-23-2001 10:14 AM
You got it in spades |
Popeye
Monkey
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posted 02-27-2001 02:23 AM
I know this is inviting trouble saying this around FatJohnny, but I think if you had to choose a Goden Girl, Betty White's the one.
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Pez
Monkey
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posted 02-27-2001 04:02 PM
Or atleats the mom. She knows how to have a good time and can handle bs when given to her. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-09-2001 03:25 PM
If I had to choose between all four Golden Girls.....I would run. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 02:18 PM
Yup, I would still run.  |
OtterThighs
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-23-2001 08:02 AM
Geez, why run?
Just get out the Oyster shuckers, the rubber gloves and enjoy the ride. |
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