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Author
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Topic: Is Zach Dead?
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-18-2002 04:59 PM
   
Hopefully not, but it's a much more grabbier title then 'Is Mosrite Sleeping?'So, where is Zach? Most creative response will get a free Ho-Ho; most sexually based will get hunted down and will have the pleasure of having their belly cut open and their pancreas used as a sponge! Remember: one per post. Do it for Mossy. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-18-2002 10:32 PM
Just proved how stupid of a fuck you are dj. You typed a great big manifesto and fucked up in the first sentence, Zach is a female. Now die. ------------------
Play like a superstar
Party like a rock star
Hammer like a porn star |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-18-2002 11:18 PM
I obviously messed that up. LoL |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-18-2002 11:38 PM
{Now improved,with the help of one Catapault}Alright,Zach was walking down the street yesterday when she heard a woman screaming from the alleyway. "Help,Help,just you leave me alone! Zach quickly ran into the alley to see if her assistance was nescasary. As she ran deeper and deeper into the alley she noticed that it became darker an darker,she could hear a struggle taking place up ahead. Zach charged forward to help the lady. As Zach approached she finaly saw the two and noticed that they were laughing at her {Now why would they be laug...} was all she could think before CLUNK Zach was struck from behind falling prey as most of us would to one of the oldest tricks in the book. Zach awoke a few moments later with a splittng headache,a large bump and gash on her head and to her dismay,no purse. "I can't beleive this is happening" Zach groan's as she picks herself up and begin's to pursue her new enemies. With great effort Zach begin's to jog down the alleyway all the while looking for any trace of her purse. As Zach approached the entrance to the alleyway she spies her purse and quickly runs over to it. She notices that her cards are scattered all about,but, they are all present and the only thing unaccounted for was the fiver she had save for a nice pint of ale. As Zach picks up her purse's contents she notices a scrap piece of paper has stuck itself to her XXX unlimited card. Peeling it off she mutter's "Can't have that getting dirtied." she is about to throw the paper away when she notices that it is an old lottery ticket and decides to keep it,stuffing it into her pocket. Zach walks down to the local clinic to have her now throbbing head examined. Upon arrival at the hospital Zach finds out that there is a long wait and sits down,fortunatly due to the severity of the injury she sustained he is quickly shuffled into an examination room. A doctor pops in after a long while and apologizes for the delay,stating that there were to fight victims brought in. After what seems like an eternity and three stiches later as well as a police report Zach is finally allowed to go. She gladly leaves the clinic behind happy to finally go home an relax. As she walks home she realizes that she has the lottery ticket in her pocket and walks into a store along the way. The clerk scans the ticket and the machine starts ringing. The store employee turns white and screams "You've won 3 million dollars" she jumps up and down with joy squealling with delight. She rings for a limo and phones and tells a couple of her friends whom are extremely happy for her. They seem even more friendly than they were the last time she rang,Zach notes to herself. After a very short wait a very,very long limo pulls up to the store and Zach hops inside. As they are driving off for the three hour drive to the lottery bureau she notices that there is a T.V. in the limo and turns it on,A reporter is commenting on a fight that broke out earlier in the day over a lottery ticket and Zach smiles to herself wondering if perhaps,just maybe.
With this thought,and the exiting events of the day Zach begins to daydream about the things she can do with her new wealth and slips into a very light sleep. Zach drifts between sleep and daydreaming for quite sometime when suddenly the limo swerves to right with the tires shrilling. Zach's eyes pop open and she braces herself for the impact,and then....
Zach notices that her face is pressed to the floor beside her bed that she has apparantly fallen out of. There are two small bumps on her head one from falling out of bed,the other from rolling over and crashing into the bed frame. Realizing that all of the events were just a dream Zach has been trying to get back into her dream for two days now,without success I might add. [This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 03-18-2002).] |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-19-2002 04:01 AM
did I mention that your story sucked in the first place whether you had Zach as a male or a female?------------------
Play like a superstar
Party like a rock star
Hammer like a porn star |
Zach
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-25-2002 09:03 AM
Back to life. Back to Reality. Back to the here and now. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-25-2002 09:17 AM
That must suck |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 03-27-2002 01:31 AM
So, Zach, how was the trip to Belize (uh...that's where it was, right?)Meet any movie stars? I bet Antonio Banderas was putting the moves on you like crazy, which upset LBJ and so he had to show his "mad ass-kicking skillz" and beat that over-rated actor into a bloody pulp. Seriously, though...how 'd it go? |
Captain Grant
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2002 09:00 AM
Why is it that Zach and LBJ always seem to be returning from or jetting off to some around-the-world holiday or other? Sluts, the both of them. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-04-2002 06:11 AM
International Sluts of Mystery. I like thew sound of that. |
Zach
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 04-05-2002 06:20 PM
me too. How about ISM for short.
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