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Author
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Topic: How much are you worth?
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catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 04:31 PM
   
Find out Your value here www.humanforsale.com/ I'm only worth $1,522,914.00. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 05:58 PM
hmm, what's the english equivalent for the SAT and GPA scores? |
Zach
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-13-2001 06:09 PM
Wow, I'm $1,708,528.00!
That's good, right? |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 07:10 PM
well, I got $1,878,094.00 but then I made up the SAT and GPA bit so it probably doesn't count |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 07:25 PM
You are worth exactly: $1,674,070.00. Not too shabby considering I left out all those score things cause I did not know the equivalents.  ------------------
If it's yellow and bent, then this must be Queensland...and it must be a banana! |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 10:37 PM
You are worth exactly: $1,780,100.00.I went with my best SAT score because I took it a few times.
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 02:08 AM
Get held back did you Books-based-on-video-games boy?$1,436,726.00 for me. What a jip. I'd pay twice that for another me. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 03:27 AM
You are worth exactly: $2,225,558.00.
Woohooo! I'm happy to be in the lower percentile.
Mom always said finishing school would do wonders for me.
So, any takers? I'm up for bid. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 06:44 AM
$1,594,878.00.So where can get this money? |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 08:09 AM
You are worth exactly: $1,426,018.00.Not very impressive compared to everyone else. I think it was the questions about yearly income, drugs, drinking and smoking that did me in. And the medical history wasn't too good either. Do I have to sell my soul to get this money or can I just get a cheque? |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 08:22 AM
I found it interesting that they base their results on just money and physical attributes and not a persons character. I mean did they really need to ask penis size? It looks like they're trying to create the perfect race with the combination of intelligence and a persons physical stature. But, still an entertaining site just the same. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 08:39 AM
Cat I know what you mean. I noticed they didn't bother to ask vaginal width along with the penis question.[This message has been edited by Jogger (edited 08-14-2001).] |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 08:46 AM
My friend told me to beware...that it was a "spam mailing list". Enter your details...and all the "junk mail" will come flooding into your box. (Hmmm, perhaps I should rephrase that...hehehe!)  Well...we DID have to list our cup size! |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-14-2001 12:35 PM
I am worth one hundred dollars less than my sister. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 01:35 PM
You are worth exactly: $1,986,556.00.Not bad. So, catapault...how small is your weiner, anyway? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 01:52 PM
If I'm running on an 85% average, what would my SAT scores be and any other academic american shit on that survey? |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 03:48 PM
Britt, lets just say I'm adequatley "Blessed" in that area, and your cup size would be?[This message has been edited by catapault007 (edited 08-14-2001).] |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 06:01 AM
It depends on what she's drinking. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 07:30 AM
hehehe...laz...ZOOKEPER! My young Monkey friend has grown up! Looks good on you laz!Everyone KNOWS Britt deosn't have cups...she has TANKARDS! (Holds more drink, donthchyaknow!)  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-15-2001).] |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-15-2001 08:36 AM
I don't know what a tankard is. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-15-2001 08:38 AM
its another word for a beer stein |
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