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chaZ Monkey	posted 03-05-2001 05:52 PM I am closing this forum due to a Snow Emergency. You should not be driving through this thread. I repeat DO NOT COME INTO THIS THREAD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! There isn't any snow and the roads aren't slippery but just in case stay away. . . and be scared and go to the supermarket and empty all the shelves so they will have something to report on in the News. I don't care if you don't need anything. Just go and hang out in the supermarket dammit Now. Wear your orange vest and direct people to form lines outside the supermarket first to instill a panic. Then tell people they are all out of eggs and milk while you wait with them and forget about toilet paper. There is no chance of getting TP here or anywhere! There isn't any in all of Massachusetts. If you want some you will have to drive to New Hampshire, but since there is a SNOW EMERGENCY you aren't supposed to be in this thread so you don't know about the TOILET PAPER EMERGENCY.
Rockjock Monkey	posted 03-05-2001 06:19 PM And who shall make the first skid mark joke? Not I! Two feet of snow is pretty bad, Zach.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-06-2001 03:01 AM It's like a "Wet Paint" sign...no one believes you and they have to feel it for themselves! Now you'll get all the "rubber-neckers" checking through this thread to see what all the excitement is about! Sounds like you had better stock up on the stain remover (you'll need it without the loo paper!) (RJ...does that count as the first skid mark joke?) ------------------ Nooo NEEEEED! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-06-2001).]
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 03-06-2001 06:19 AM For some reason, this thread reminds me of 'The Monster At The End Of This Book'.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-06-2001 06:29 AM Don't just "spit and run"...details, FJ...DETAILS!
Lord Destroyer Monkey	posted 03-06-2001 10:15 AM I know what FJ is talking about, Lotus. I read that book a lot when I was a little tyke. Grover from "Sesame Street" would tell you about a monster at the end of the book and tells you not to turn any pages. When you do, he tries anything to make sure you don't turn pages. ------------------ "Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 03-06-2001 10:34 AM Well done. Somebody give that man a cookie.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-06-2001 11:51 AM Give that man a cookie? Or give that man a cookie monster?!
mosrite ZooKeeper	posted 03-06-2001 12:40 PM haha!, I've got TP and lots of eggs and milk. mmmmmhmmm but unfortunatly lots of snow. I went off the end of my driveway into a snowbank last nite. IT was fun.
Rockjock Monkey	posted 03-06-2001 02:23 PM And now it looks as if you guys didn't get the big one the networks were predicting. At least you won't run out of toilet paper in your house (talk about a crisis). And yes, that was the first skid mark joke. And the last.
SunshineGrl Chimp with diapers	posted 03-24-2001 07:28 PM Sorry to hear about all the snow guys!! *rubbing lotion on sunburn from day at the beach Really..... must be horrible! Come spend the summer with us down here in the sunshine state!!
mosrite ZooKeeper	posted 03-25-2001 12:37 AM Acutally we just got a bunch more snow. The more the better. A bulldozer is coming to plow our driverway tomorrow. damn floridians
chaZ Monkey	posted 03-25-2001 12:37 AM You should learn how to spell Girl! It's G I R L RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW! Wow! Is this in the CatFightin' spirit or What?
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-25-2001 10:59 AM Fight! Fight!!
Rockjock Monkey	posted 03-25-2001 11:56 AM Maybe she's one of these "angry girls" that spell it like you're saying "grrr".
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-25-2001 12:17 PM Catfight? Someone mention CATFIGHT?! Meeeooowwwrrr...it's been a while since we had a good catfight!

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