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Lotus666
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posted 03-02-2001 05:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wild Turkey Pecks on Mail Carrier...

BOSTON (Reuters) - Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night kept a Newton, Massachusetts, postal carrier from his rounds. It took a wild turkey.

"He's a big one, bigger than any dog that's chased me," said U.S. postal carrier Tim Hoban, who has been delivering mail in the Boston suburb for the past 14 years.

The 5-foot-9 (1.8 meter), 150-pound (68 kg) Hoban said the 4-foot-6 (1.3 meter), 30 pound (13.5 kg) wild turkey has been in the area for about a year. "But about a month ago, he started chasing me."

"He see me, hunches up his back, spreads his wings, goes gobble, gobble and charges right at me," said Hoban, 39, acknowledging that there "are some things that are really funny about this, but it's not so funny when he chases me out into traffic."

The situation has become so bad that Hoban's supervisors agreed he did not have to deliver mail to about 20 homes in the area.

Boston's Animal Rescue League spent more than an hour on Wednesday without success trying to capture the turkey, which the neighborhood has nicknamed "George."

Hoban speculated that George sees him as a threat to his food supply. Recently people in the neighborhood have been putting out food for the creature.

"I feel bad for the people and I feel bad for the turkey. I don't want him hurt, but that goes for me too," Hoban said.

Looks like a good candidate for this year's forthcoming Thanksgiving, if you ask me, hey Zach?!

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FatJohnny
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posted 03-03-2001 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And here I thought this thread was about booze. Damnit.

Lord Destroyer
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posted 03-03-2001 02:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You're not the only one, FJ.

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"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here."

Lotus666
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posted 03-03-2001 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
BWA hahaha...IT WORKED! That's 2 suckered in!

Gypsy
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posted 03-05-2001 08:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Must admit me too guys , but can u imagine it a 30 pound turky for thanksgiving , could feed half the homeless .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-11-2001 01:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
What? No alcohol?

I think Lotus needs a good spanking.

Lotus666
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posted 03-11-2001 07:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
BWA hahaha...I ALWAYS need a good spanking, Nicky Bicky!

Pez
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posted 03-11-2001 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Next thing you know there's gonna be a kid here on the cape being chased by mutant cranberries. (which seems likely with the amount of chemicals in the ground from the damned airforce base)

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-22-2001 01:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mutant Cranberries? Zombified Giant Turkeys? Sounds like Thanksgiving on WZBU.

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