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Topic: Any stories or ideas as to what you might think djgaming does for a living?
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djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-11-2002 06:43 PM
Fire away you wouldn't guess in a million years what I do for a living and you probably don't give a rats ass about what I do either. Some answers might be amusing though! |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-11-2002 06:46 PM
Everyone knows you're George Bush |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-11-2002 06:51 PM
Bad joke aside I really think you should change this to a twenty questions type deal, it could be a lot funnier. Unless you just want to be called a prison bitch by 8 or so different people. |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 04-11-2002 07:03 PM
I bet Dj is a crash test dummy, that would explain why hes bumped his head so many times. |
Spike Monkey
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posted 04-11-2002 07:13 PM
Most frightening yet important question first; Are you in any way responsible for other people's lives? |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-11-2002 08:46 PM
Tostito could I trouble you to explain the twenty question format please? Yes I am responsible for other peoples lives however it's not completly work related. Yes I will answer some questions but not all of them. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-11-2002 08:52 PM
20 questions means we get to ask twenty questions to try and figure out your job. I think they're meant to be yes or no answerable, but I don't care, I'm Australian. We played games like stab the snake with a spear in school, not patty cake twenty question blah blah.What do you have to wear on the job? Clothing style (eg casual), uniform, suit, etc. |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-11-2002 10:46 PM
I wear a cross between suit and uniform. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-11-2002 11:04 PM
These answers of your's would make a horoscope writer blush.Alright, what colours are the uniform aspects of your clothes? Do you have your own personal parking space? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 04-12-2002 06:20 AM
dj...are you in the entertainment industry at all?  |
brook24 Monkey
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posted 04-12-2002 08:56 AM
Dj hmmm what would he do? Would you tell cheep jokes for a living? |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 04-12-2002 04:41 PM
Are you a government employee? |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 04-12-2002 08:01 PM
More like a priest. |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-12-2002 10:16 PM
I was at one point involved in the entertainment industry,however I had to switch after a few years.I was not a preformer. |
Captain Grant ZooKeeper
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posted 04-13-2002 05:28 AM
Uh... make-up artist? |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-13-2002 07:45 AM
video tech back then. |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-13-2002 07:47 AM
Suit/uniform black/white yes I have my own parking space but it's not glamourous at all. |
Vanessa Monkey
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posted 04-13-2002 09:00 AM
So, George Bush himself has been ruled out.What about George Bush's Bitch?
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djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-13-2002 06:58 PM
niet |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 04-14-2002 04:45 AM
Thinking back on yourvast intelligence I have to come to the conclusion that you’re the Chief Executive of airline security prior to 11. |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-14-2002 07:19 AM
LoL Nope |
Case B Monkey
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posted 04-14-2002 08:34 PM
Oh come on, this is so easy.Djgaming is a transvestite stripper for Hooters, whose nightly routine involves a little suit/uniform combo get-up that drives the men wild. quote: Yes I am responsible for other peoples lives however it's not completly work related
Obviously, dj's extracurricular activities include giving his services to an old wealthy guy on life support. How could you all not see this? Duh. |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 04-16-2002 05:26 AM
I think he makes retard flakes. New from Kellogg's. |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-16-2002 07:41 PM
Keep trying! |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 04-17-2002 08:00 AM
OK. It must be retard krispies. |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 04-17-2002 08:01 PM
Heres DJ at work. Not sure what the job is, but gives us something to work with at least. |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-17-2002 09:17 PM
Thats funny! Damn funny! |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 04-17-2002 10:08 PM
or maybe this is DJ |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-24-2002 07:13 PM
Yikees,nope! |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 04-24-2002 07:17 PM
are you an opera singer? |
djgaming Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-29-2002 05:24 PM
Nope, notta singa![This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 04-29-2002).] |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 04-30-2002 06:31 AM
Are you a professional arse wiper? Do you wipe the arses of the rich and famous for nominal amounts of cash? |
brook24 Monkey
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posted 04-30-2002 04:07 PM
dj thought i hear you were a computer virus annalist and can get hold of all new virus.So people i would wtch out if he gets hold of your computer.(i heard it from a little bird dj) |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 04-30-2002 04:08 PM
I don't know, but I think 'moderator' might be one of them in the near future. |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 04-30-2002 08:18 PM
I feel Dj is a lot smarter then he likes most of you to think he is ,have notice quite a few posts where the true Dj shines through . Seems it is a bit of a game to him and I mean that in a good way . ------------------ LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 05-01-2002 06:09 AM
He loses. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 05-01-2002 12:06 PM
And you're doing such a good job of sending him on his merry way, aren't you Newman?God, when did you become such a prick? And please decline going on about me like you actually know me...it makes you look like a bigger assmonkey then you already are.  |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 05-01-2002 12:11 PM
What the fuck? |
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey
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posted 05-01-2002 12:14 PM
My sentiments exactly, FJ.I'm presuming Nick has an explanation for that because it's baffled me. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 05-01-2002 12:34 PM
Oh, retribution for a post he made in my forum earlier.  |