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Author
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Topic: A guess
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djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 05:18 AM
  
I've always wondered who and what everybody on WWYK is like.
What they're age is,looks etc.
Here's an opportunity for all the newbies
to guess. Please keep in mind anything vulgar or rude may be subject to editting,this is for good clean fun only! [This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 02-20-2002).] |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 06:06 AM
My real name is Robert E. Snyder I am a 47 year old pervert.
Likes: Young women (21-35), shaved vaginas (or the mohawk), Irrigating my colon with worm fluids ( I prefer the clear tube to see what I had for dinner last week).
Dislikes: Running on hot sand with bare feet, bleeding rectums, vomit, poop between my toes.
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catapault007
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 06:27 AM
this is really getting old dj you ignorant cunt. Stop with all the fucking dumb questions. you suck. You are a dickweed. You are retarded. Go to hell. Fuck off. |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 06:46 AM
Really, DJ. If you're going to be such a nosy git, you could at least have the common courtesy to live up to your reputation, and find out these things with night goggles and a telescopic lens. |
Vanessa
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 01:29 PM
If I told you I have a foot fetish and like to spank naughty boys would you be forced to edit me? |
Vanessa
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 01:30 PM
"My friend" wants to know that's all. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 03:53 PM
Grrrrrrrrr Vanessa. Very grrrrrrrrrrr. |
Vanessa
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 05:44 PM
Grrr?I was going for more of an 'Oh my!' |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 08:21 PM
My point was not for you to describe yourselves but for newbies to describe what they think the regulars look like and whom they think you are. What your interests are. I think you could have a good laugh at other's descriptions of yourselves as long as they're not vulgar or rude.Just to see how far they're off.To make a long story short this was a gift of entertainment to the regulars,understand.P.S. I just found out I can't edit either. [This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 02-20-2002).] |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 02-20-2002 08:40 PM
Retard |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-21-2002 07:27 AM
Gimp, diaper eater. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-21-2002 08:04 AM
For some reason I see Catapault as a skinhead. Just a young punk who has no idea what so ever. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 02-21-2002 08:48 AM
No, I'll tell you who has no idea, that person is you. You think that the constant "attention" you receive on these boards is an act of friendship. The reality is that you are a fungus that no one likes. Your constant disregarding of our requests for you to leave is in no way cool or commendable. Your stay on these boards has been one big yawn after another, and with each posting you're becoming more and more of a laughingstock by even the lamest of those who post here. I think it's time for you to wise up to things and leave gracefully with whatever dignity you have left. I'm not sure you could have had much to begin with, but for your sake leave now with whatever is left. You Suck. Goodbye and good luck. |
Vanessa
Monkey
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posted 02-21-2002 04:40 PM
Oh yeah, a Skinhead for def. Oh Oh! and he didn't get enough hugs as a kid. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-21-2002 09:52 PM
Catapault I'll get straight to the point with you for the last time. I hope! Maybe you will get it through the thick crust of saturated fat surronding that chicken ball you call a head. If I had any respect for you or for what your saying, it just might mean something to me,but it doesn't!
Why would I lose any dignity from your ramblings? From this point on I don't plan on wasting anymore time on your insolent little comments unless I need to vent.
The truth is,is that I am starting to think that you are becoming obsessed with trying to annoy me. Your like a little child impressed with your newly learned vocabulary, trying to show off for the adult crowd.I told you once I'll say it again. "SHADUP!"[This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 02-21-2002).] |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-21-2002 10:23 PM
How many LAST TIMES are you going to get to THE POINT that isn't actually a point, and is instead the message board equivelant of a girley slap followed by the scaredy run away. Name a person who wants you here outside of the Lotus position. Even in there, saying you had a luke warm reception would be exagerating. Rather than complaining that catapault wants you gone, face the fact that you have not been welcomed and are not liked. Personally I'd be happy to see you gone, but don't care enough to run your arse out of here, but no one wants you to stay, particularly. If catapault's got his panties in a bunch over this particular issue good for him, you are quite a monumental fuck up that couldn't amuse unless you happened to be leaping to your screaming death.I find it funny you described catapault as "a young punk who has no idea what so ever", when you yourself are a guy who's idea of recreation is stubbornly staying where no one wants him. Who the frick are you to pass judgement on anyone. Forget regulars and newbies, I'm talking about you as a person in comparison to everyone else ever born. You just suck, you smell like a loser. People like you are bad enough in real life, but over the internet? Does it get any sadder than that? You must be one heck of a lonely fucking guy. I got enough of an ego, thanks, I don't need it to be inflated by having a loser hanger on around to make fun of. As nice as it is for us all to have a little turn at cutting our teeth on a newbie again, I'd give it all up if you'd just never come at all. There are singles bars, fella. You might even get someone drunk and score, stranger things have happened. Hop to it. |
Dystopian Ecstasy
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-22-2002 03:38 PM
*Starts handing out spoons*Now that we've had that small dose of randomness...can't we all just get along?  Oh, we can't? Well, alright. I'll shut my newbie self up now, before someone flames the hell out of me. Then again, I don't think such an occurrence would bother me terribly anyway. ------------------
If my kid shot me, he'd be so grounded. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-22-2002 03:57 PM
I'm curious as to how in six sentences you can end up not saying a single thing. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 06:56 PM
Are you done yet Tosito,can you pull your head out of Catapault's ass for a moment.Good,thank you, now that I have your attention I will tell you some thing's about me.
I never pass out judgement on anyone until they act like a real asshole either to me in which case I will usually laugh it off or to somebody else which is when I usually say something.
It was not me who hurled the first insult in wwyk I was singled out like the rest of the newbies. Most of them are repeatadly harassed by people like you over an over again for any excuse you can think of. This so called sharpening of your teeth has gone on for quite awhile. You have to admit you have a history of it.It usually scares the newbies away and you go on an wait for the next.Well I guess I must be a real pain in the ass for you because I don't just run away or give up EVER! My suggestion is that you stop wasting your time. I will try to be polite to everyone and participate in the threads if you don't like me even though you also have no clue who I am than maybe just refrain from responding to me.It's the mature way of dealing with what you seem to think is a problem. The polite Canadian.
P.S. "you suck,you smell" Give it up you sound like a "fricken" six year old!Shadup!
[This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 02-22-2002).] |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 07:11 PM
plain and simple
act like a retard= harassment
act intelligently or humorsly= welcome aboard
any questions? No, good. Goodbye re re |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 08:04 PM
Even though I know WWYK aren't commies like MightyBigTV, I don't think anyone would 'notice' if djgaming's posts just started disappearing... |
Chadwicky
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-23-2002 12:38 AM
DJ-Flaming,
You have passed judgement on me.
So am I on your Asshole list???
Please tell me I made it!
But to play your stupid fucking game, I submit two points.
1 is that Laz is a Pinnocio stand in. I base this on her pics from her Web page.
2 I think Johnny is a Fat fucker, I base this on his name and his pompus attitude alone.
Sorry, but I've got one more-
Vanessa is a Hottie, fine,fine,fine, got it going on Babe-i-licious.
I get a Hard on every time she posts.Ps. I based the last one on my Hard on.
Game over, Goodnight dickweeds. oh yeah, fuck you very much DJ Flaming You suck! just like everyone says.. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-23-2002 10:25 AM
Chad you really don’t get it.
You seem to be a guy whose perceptions of this place are that of a junk yard scrap, or an ally fight.
Your jabbing commentary and struggle for humor never really delivers that big punch, and seems to be a bit rhetorical in nature. (Which asks the question, why even reply to you?) I believe that every one that has done a fare stint here has at least shown an IQ level of 78 or more.
The simple fact that you have a web site ware you spew the same nonsensical gibber, and you don’t even take the time to do a spell check, on something that is posted for all to see, is not just ignorance on your part, it's’ just plain lazy.
It doesn’t matter how long you try and battle with us, you will always be a very annoying side show. More than likely you will battle only with your Id. Ps. I hope that tax payer aren’t financing that web site, and if they aren’t why would you pay to keep such dribble running.
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"Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." |
Dystopian Ecstasy
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-23-2002 10:38 AM
It's easier than one might think, Tostito. And, it tends to get on the nerves of people in forums like these. Always good times. ------------------
If my kid shot me, he'd be so grounded. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-23-2002 02:25 PM
Dig that |
Vanessa
Monkey
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posted 02-23-2002 05:46 PM
Well I'm never posting again. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 02-24-2002 09:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Case B:
Even though I know WWYK aren't commies like MightyBigTV, I don't think anyone would 'notice' if [b]djgaming's posts just started disappearing...[/B]
ITS ALREADY HAPPENING you don't have to say anything I already noticed.
It's unfortunate that alot of the newbies including myself already feel that way without you mentioning it. It's this type of behaviour that has a negative impact on the quality of WWYK boards. Oh well you were here first so there's not much I can do about it do what you will. [This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 02-24-2002).] |
Chadwicky
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-09-2002 01:12 AM
Jogger you are right about my web site sucking. Im not very good at it yet. And I still dont know how to do copy on my computer and then get it to my site so I cant use my spellcheck on it. And a lot of times my computer will go off before Im finished with what Im working on at my web site. Point is that I am a Novice at these things now so act brilliant like you are and when you read my stuff check the fucking spelling yourself cause I really dont give a fuck stupid mother fucker, I havent even been on the computer for a fucking month, thats how much I give a shit. Do you understand you cum gargleing fuck stain on the dress!!!!
Man you fucking people on this site are such nerds. You fucking live here 24-7. Go fuck your wifes once in a while. Go to the Zoo, screw the cat, get out and breath. I was gonna post something in happy land but I think Ill leave instead,,,,
Whoever comes after me in this post suck my fucking cock while I fuck your wife!!!
YOU ARE ALL SHIT ON THE BOOT OF LIFE!!!!!
DJ FLAMING TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK!!!
JUST WHEN DO YOU FIND ME AND KILL ME YOU FAGGOT?
STILL WAITING????? |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 01:44 AM
fuck, man that's funny.oh shit. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 11:27 AM
Djgaming sits down in the over stuffed chair,looks at Chadwicky and points to the chair on the other side of the table and asks Chadwicky to do the same. "Now,Chadwicky tell me a little bit about your childhood"
Chadwicky mumbles something about being embarassed but complies anyway takes a seat across from djgaming and begins to relate some of the horrors of his childhood.
Dj can see that Chadwicky is having a hard time expressing the hardships of his boring pathetic life.Chadwicky becomes more and more eratic beginning to flail his arm's as he paint's a picture of his seemingly never ending childhood. "People were always picking on me in the cruelest of ways." Dj could tell that Chadwicky was in need of a sedative already but asked Chadwicky to continue on anyways.
Chadwicky elaborates "My own mother laughed at me when I fell off my bike the first time and my father always told me to go play with my sister or her dolls." This goes on for awhile and Dj is forced to offer Chadwicky a box of kleenex. Chadwicky pauses for a moment to dry the tears streaming down his face. Djgaming can tell that this is all to traumatic for the little man that sits before him and decides to take a diffrent approach. "So Chadwicky tell me,when was the first time you heard the voices." A look of surprise falls over Chadwicky's face and he begin's to look uncomfortable again."How did you know about the voices?" Dj replies, "It happens sometimes when people are under alot of stress or when thing's happen that make them feel that they are not as good as others even though it's all in they're head." Chadwicky expresses shame about the voices and rambles on for another 5 minutes or so until finally Dj is forced to speak up. "Can you tell me more about the voices?" Chadwicky states "Well they started when I went into this site called the WWYK discussion board." "They were really tough on my spelling and I was constantly being embarrassed about the stupid things I said."
Djgaming curiously asks "So if you didn't like it why did you stay?" "I have no life"states Chadwicky. Djgaming can see the destructive cycle in Chadwicky's life beginning again and asks. "So what did you do about it and how did it make you feel."
Chadwicky "It made me feel small and lessor and I decided to go and mess with this chick's web site and call her rude names."
"Then they all really started to insult me for the first time and this one guy even mentioned that he knew people who could wipe
out my computer,and then at the end he said KAPEESH
like he was conected or something you know." Chadwicky completly broken down at this time also confesses "That's when I started hearin the voices they make me do crazy things and stuff and dey wont go away." Djgaming can see that Chadwicky is beyond consolation and that perhaps it would be best if he had Chadwicky sedated at this time. Djgaming leans over and adjusts his shoe lace pressing a hidden button underneath the table as he does so and says "I very glad you came today Chadwicky!" "I can see that you are in need of a little bit of help with your problems,the question is do you really want the help I'm offering?" Chadwicky nods his head up an down much like a child would at the offering of a chocolate bar after a recent temper tantrum. "Yes" he replies sobbing "please!" Djgaming reaches down and adjust's some papers on the clip board he was writting in through out the interview then passes it to Chadwicky and says "Please sign the first three sheets in lower left corner." Chadwicky takes the clipboard and pen offered and proceeds to sign his rights away.
At this point there is a knock at the door.
Dj looks over and says "HOLD ON FOR A MOMENT PLEASE." Chadwicky hands back the clip board and Dj takes it quicly over to the file cabinet and locks it inside. "O.K you can come in now" Djgaming notifies whomever is behind the door. The door opens and two rather large men dressed in white appear,one is holding a syringe the other some type of white jacket with clasps and buckles. A look of panic and frustration fall over Chadwicky's face. He suddenly rises out of his chair. "Oh there's no need to get up",says Dj. With this the two men pounce Chadwicky the one pushing the syringe's contents into Chadwicky's hip area. Short work is made of ceasing Chadwicky's struggles as the two men begin to dress him up in his new jacket. Djgaming steps up to Chadwicky and leans over to talk in his face "Everything's going to be o.k. you just relax and be certain that we will do our best here to rid you of these voices." "In a few short months you won't even think that somebody is threatening to kill you because it's all in your head and we here are trained to fix that." Chadwicky's tongue is rolling out of his mouth now but you can see the look of appreciation in his eyes as the two men then begin to place him on the gurney.
To be con't.
Before taking things out of context get all the facts. [This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 03-09-2002).] |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 12:48 PM
Translation of dj's previous post.dj is a retard whether he says 1 word or 5,000 words. a re re is a re re is a re re But, the most funny thing of all is in other posts scattered around these boards, dj alerts everyone to this great literary masterpiece of his. I know if I was chadwicky I'd be hightailing it right off these boards and never show my face around here again. Granted thats what we all want, but will never happen with dj's LAME attempt at humor or insulting. So in closing the score of the big chadwicky/dj insultathon the score reads chadwicky 0 djgaming 0...endless love. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-09-2002 12:59 PM
knob! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-09-2002 01:43 PM
Well...I got a chuckle out of it regardless.  |
brook24
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-18-2002 04:34 PM
yes djgaming i think you hit the nail on the head.all he could do is a re re re is a re re re lol loser comes to mind. |
Vanessa
Monkey
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posted 03-19-2002 02:39 PM
Like, oh my god. |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-19-2002 07:55 PM
Like, what the fuck? |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 03-19-2002 09:10 PM
Like excuse me? |
brook24
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-19-2002 09:31 PM
like valley chicks (dj you to eh)[This message has been edited by brook24 (edited 03-19-2002).] |
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