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Author
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Topic: Blithering Nonsense!
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Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-16-2001 07:11 AM
   
It's just FUNNER that way.It may be true that retards are at their Chi A harmonious descent from cognizant thought.
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-16-2001 09:18 AM
Deep. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-17-2001 02:08 AM
Rockin! |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 12-17-2001 05:08 AM
Here, let me try.Boy’s come from Mars and get more candy bars.
Girl’s come from Jupiter and get more stupider.
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-17-2001 01:34 PM
More stupider? And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call an unfortunate grammatical error. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-17-2001 02:43 PM
Poetic licence no doubt, manic. 
Ogden Nash has the same bad habit. One of my favourite poems of his goes...The one a lama, he's a priest,
The two, a llama, he's a beast,
But I bet a silk pyjama,
There isn't any three alarmer! (Which apparently referred to an alarm clock!) [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 12-17-2001).] |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 07:57 PM
Gerber
Diaper Rash Lotion
GLIDES ON CLEARThat's important to a baby these days ya'know. "The drummer from Def Leopard only has one arm, The drummer from Def Leopard only has one arm, The drummer from Def Leopard only has one arm," |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-23-2001 01:55 AM
Some things look like mustard, but they don't taste like mustard. |
RoXaNe
Monkey
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posted 12-23-2001 06:27 AM
Britney Spears has talent. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-23-2001 06:43 AM
Her tits grew two sizes over last summer. She will be the next Pop Icon of the world. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-25-2001 06:22 AM
Reflections.I’ve had a fairly normal childhood. Of course being raised by a pack of South American tufted ear marmosets wasn’t much of a picnic. After breaking away from the pack, I paid my way to Punta De la Roca Mexico (through lectures on the duality of man and marmoset). I remember seeing the girl of my dreams for the first time and thinking, I’m going to make that mail order bride my mail order bride.
Loves life is forever fleeting, and I knew that I couldn’t keep her with the chuck I was making at the local cliff bungee school. Three weeks later she ran off with Siamese three ass monkeys from the traveling circus.
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Withnail
Monkey
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posted 12-25-2001 06:59 AM
swings and roundabouts, gonads and strife |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 12-31-2001 03:20 AM
It's great to see all the Forum lights lit in WWYK. It's like Christmas revisited. But wait, they aren't all lit. Someone has been passed over. So sad. I think some people really do get a lump of coal in their stocking. Maybe they're just a little embarrassed to say so.
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-31-2001 05:05 PM
Lit up like a fire cracker up Bin Laden's butt...so sweet!  ------------------
Are you...LOCAL?! |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2002 04:25 AM
Rule of thumb.
Never walk around corners while picking your nose. |
RoXaNe
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2002 06:37 AM
Always mow the carpet and vacuum the lawn. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 01-06-2002 09:01 AM
I'll go through the red light an stop on the green. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-08-2002 03:33 AM
In French Groin Pain means Face Mask Bread. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-11-2002 02:34 PM
Shit may just be the most powerful
word in the English language.
You can be
shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can
get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can...
smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are
lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is...
bull shit,
horse shit
and chicken shit.
You can...
throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are looking just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit, and
there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have...
too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can...
carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your
shit, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit .. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-15-2002 04:30 AM
Burger King Hamburgers.
After we conducted an investigation on their hamburgers we found some rather distubing results. But, after recieving a large donation from them we decided to hush it up. Well, since these are our top secret files we can safely say:
Burger king hamburgers are made out of people!!!!!, They're PEOPLLLLEEE!!!!!!
that feels much better. we hope this file doesn't fall into the wrong hands. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 01-15-2002 10:50 PM
"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the english words that begin with the letter f f@ck is the only word that is reffered to as the f word. Its the one magical word just by its sound can describe pain pleasure hate an love. F@ck as most words in the english language is derrived from german the word flicken which means to strike. In english f@ck falls into many grammatical catagories as a transative verb for instance John f@cked shirley. As an intransative verb Shirley f@cks. Its meanings not always sexual it can be used as an adjective such as John's doing all the f@cking work. As part of an adverb Shirley talks to f@cking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective Shirley is f@cking beautiful. As a noun I don't give a f@ck. As part of a word absofucknlutely or infuckncredable.And as almost every word in a sentence F@ck the f@cking f@ckers. But you must realize there aren't to many words with the versatilaty of f@ck as in these examples describing situations such as fraud I got f@cked at the used car lot.
Dismay Aaww f@ck it.
Trouble I guess i'm really f@cked now.
Aggression Don't f@ck with me buddy.
Difficulty I don't understand this f@cking question.
Inquiry Who the f@ck was that?
Disatisfaction I don't like what the f@ck's going on here.
Incompetance He is a f@cking f@ck off.
Dismisal Why don't you go outside an play hide an go f@ck yourself.
I'm sure you can think of many more examples With all of these multi purpose applications its hard to see how anybody can be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexable word more often in your daily speech it will identify the quality of your character immediatly. Say it loudly an proudly F@ck you."
Found this on the net it's an audio file
[This message has been edited by djgaming (edited 01-15-2002).] |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 01-15-2002 11:47 PM
#1 Been There Done that#4 Links Exist. Try them.
#2 djgaming has bunions. I know. |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-16-2002 12:27 AM
Is F@ck an email adress or something? |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-16-2002 03:00 AM
There are so many @ on that post that I feel like there are bug eye’s watching me.Bug eye’s watching me. There ARE bug eye’s watching me.
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Case B
Monkey
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posted 01-16-2002 03:44 AM
You're supposed to replace them with "at"..see, so it makes more sense:
quote:
fraud I got fatcked at the used car lot.
Dismay Aaww fatck it.
Trouble I guess i'm really fatcked now.
Aggression Don't fatck with me buddy.
Difficulty I don't understand this fatcking question.
Inquiry Who the fatck was that?
Disatisfaction I don't like what the fatck's going on here.
Incompetance He is a fatcking fatck off.
Dismisal Why don't you go outside an play hide an go fatck yourself.
I'm sure you can think of many more examples With all of these multi purpose applications its hard to see how anybody can be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexable word more often in your daily speech it will identify the quality of your character immediatly. Say it loudly an proudly Fatck you."
Fatck is an Inner Latsylvarian term that roughly translates "To sprinkle lightly with goat's milk." I hope that clears things up. |
djgaming
Monkey
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posted 01-16-2002 05:27 PM
Thanks for all the help folks I really appreciate your involvement and guidance you should be as helpful to everybody else. I'm sure they would appreciate it as much as I.
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laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-17-2002 07:20 AM
Case B it makes a whole shit load of sense now. Cheers you fatcker! |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-19-2002 10:58 AM
How dare Cindy9 put me beneath her in the chat threads!
I just thought I might get up and check the ol' web site, low and behold there she was."Of course, you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think"?
Mrs. Andrews as: Mary Poppins |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 01-19-2002 04:51 PM
"People demand freedom of speech as compensation for freedom of thought, which they seldom use"
Kirkegaard. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-19-2002 10:36 PM
You rogue. |
smoothfox
Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-21-2002 09:34 AM
"The American people will believe everything I say, and do you know why? Because I'll have a big microphone in front of me!"
The Contender"I never realised there was a flag burning epidemic" The West Wing |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-21-2002 12:23 PM
I'm sorry, did I start something to make everyone think this is a thread of post-it-quotes?Didn't mean to. Please stop that. How tedious especially when they have no bearing on the subject. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2002 07:15 PM
I don't like it that this is the first forum newbies see. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 01-21-2002 07:57 PM
true. It sets a bad precedent, and makes it seem like acting like a mindless retard is actually commendable.Newbies, this is the only thread you're allowed to post in, until you get medical treatment or serious psychoanalysis. There, hopefully that helps. [This message has been edited by Case B (edited 01-21-2002).] |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 01-28-2002 01:29 AM
If I had a choice this would be it.
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html
Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs
Wednesday January 16, 2002
GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.
The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club.
The club had been rented out for the private affair.
According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts. Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.
When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."
Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.
When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face.
The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage.
"Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John Gillman said.
"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.
"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"
Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts.
Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.
Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money.
"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.
"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.
"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."
Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there. "
The Pretty Kitty declined comment.
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Chadwicky
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-02-2002 01:51 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Puppet Boy:
Shit may just be the most powerful
word in the English language.
You can be
shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can
get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can...
smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are
lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is...
bull shit,
horse shit
and chicken shit.
You can...
throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are looking just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit, and
there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have...
too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can...
carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your
shit, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit ..
who the fuck are you, George Carlin??? |
RoXaNe
Monkey
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posted 02-02-2002 03:23 AM
What the fuck do you think we are, blind? |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 02-02-2002 02:26 PM
What do you think you matter?. |
Puppet Boy
Monkey
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posted 02-02-2002 02:27 PM
Talk about your all time [QUOTES]
Anyway, I copy/paste that. In other words it was not from my mind that such blither came.
If you stay longer in these forums you may, in the future, see what an idiot you are right now.
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catapault007
Monkey
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posted 02-02-2002 02:35 PM
If you dont realize how to be an idiot and want to be one just follow the examples set forth by Jogger, puppet boy,djgaming and all the re res in The Lotus position. Thats the best advice I can give you right now to obtain all your dreams and goals if thats the path you want to take. |
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