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Author
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Topic: We're pregnant!
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mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 12:24 AM
   
My wife and I just found out we are having a littel bundle of joy come into our lives! |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-10-2001 12:41 AM
I'm very proud of you, mos!  Just get your wife to help with the name spelling, OK? |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 08-10-2001 12:44 AM
~*Welcome to the party*~
Enjoy the scent free poop, for the first 3-5 months.  |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-10-2001 01:18 AM
It WILL induce vomiting afterwards. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 06:54 AM
Something seems off here... |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 07:07 AM
At the risk of being stupid and possibly offending mosrite, I didn't think he had a wife. Actually fuck you all I am damned certain he has no wife. Stupid Mosrite's stupid joke. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 07:17 AM
I thought it was that mosrite doesn't have a womb. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 07:24 AM
Nobody likes a smart arse. |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 07:32 AM
So no little baby to play with then?And how I adore children too, shucks... |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 11:21 PM
there you go, ruin a perfectly good joke... you don't see me running around killing your jokes do you? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-12-2001 12:08 AM
Sorry, I had to know if it was a joke or if I had missed something large.You can kill a joke of mine sometime, how's that. |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-12-2001 01:59 AM
ok, deal. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-12-2001 04:15 PM
Fucking mosrite. |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 08:10 AM
Obviously not. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 12:10 PM
I believe Rockjock was conveying his innermost desires. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 03:43 PM
how sweet |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 06:02 PM
Perverts. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 07:08 PM
That was never in any doubt, RJ! 
mossy...you bastard. Make good on that statement...go knock someone up and don't come back til you have! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-15-2001).] |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 07:17 PM
Are you volunteering, Lo? |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 08:13 PM
mosrite doesn't do that kind of thing. he is a good boy thank you very much. |
exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 03:36 AM
Ahhhhh, catholic? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 07:27 AM
RJ...crikey NO! 
Besides...can't have anymore, fortunately! |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 07:24 PM
who's catholic? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 08:06 PM
Exile swore...oooh maaaa! Well, I for one am not. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-16-2001 06:25 AM
The pope is Catholic. Or so I'm lead to believe. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-20-2001 02:27 PM
You think? |
Nicole
Chimp with diapers
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posted 08-24-2001 10:20 AM
Doesnt the pope also shit in the woods? |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-24-2001 10:28 AM
That's bears, dear. Or the pope in a bear suit. |
Captain Morgan & Jim Beam
Chimp with diapers
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posted 08-24-2001 10:40 AM
What about a bear in a pope suit? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-24-2001 04:39 PM
Good point, newbie scum! I'm getting the rifle.
And not for the bear, or the 'zany' fucking joke mix of pope and bear. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-25-2001 11:22 AM
Are you being hostile? |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-25-2001 11:48 AM
tostito? hostile? nah, couldn't be |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-27-2001 07:17 PM
Mossy...just for you mate! GA GA GOO GOO! |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-28-2001 12:21 AM
man, I really don't like babies. except for breakfast. mmmmhmmm |
Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-28-2001 09:40 AM
There is nothing like the smell of babies in the morning. |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-28-2001 04:05 PM
darn right! a pat pf butter and a glass of oj on the side... mmmmm you're making me drool |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-28-2001 05:18 PM
Do we get a side order of pancakes with icecream and maple syrup with those babies?  |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-28-2001 05:49 PM
Regardless if you're going to be a father or not mosrite I still expect to receive a nice imported Cuban cigar. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-30-2001 04:53 AM
You know, before I learnt about the Cuban Missile crisis and so on, American TV always taught me that Cuban cigars were illegal. Several years ago I discovered to my delight we have some damned fine quality Havana babies here in Australia, and quite cheaply too.Mmm mmm. I like a good cigar. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 08-30-2001 05:04 AM
(The inevitable Monica Luinski joke goes here) |
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