posted 06-26-2001 05:55 PM            

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE!! (lets hope so anyways )

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be
progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because
you are so stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice.You do
nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are
being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and
people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a
general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people Think you are stubborn and
bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like
you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving
on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other
people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off.
That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in
prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you
are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers
and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (August 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your
shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold
and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus
drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time
dealing with reality. Chances for employmentand monetary gain are bad. Most
Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most
Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a
reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of
Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any
importance. You should kill yourself.

posted 06-26-2001 06:41 PM            

Hmmm 'gettin some' really has changed since I waz a youngin hehehe

posted 06-27-2001 05:26 AM            

Good find.
I might just e-mail that Leo thing to her.
Of course she would get pissed. Because she's a damn Leo and cant take it.

posted 06-27-2001 06:19 AM            

quote:

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"Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice.You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick."

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posted 07-01-2001 01:03 AM            

Hope to see you there.