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Topic: The ART of Blowing
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Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-06-2001 05:43 AM
   
The art of blowing.
When blowing be sure to hold the kerchief firmly. It makes catching all that comes out a little easier.
If you feel you will be blowing a wad, I suggest using the disposable paper towels or toilet paper. It makes clean up easier.What do you prefer? Nostril to nostril, or……………….??
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Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-06-2001 06:31 AM
I hate it when I get a flap like peace stuck way up in my nose. It sort of reminds me of a one way valve stopper. Either I can breath out but not in, or in but not out. Have you ever tried the one handed blow while driving the car? That’s a tricky one. Especially, if you’re trying to look nonchalant for the passers by.
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exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-08-2001 04:50 AM
Jogger; You seem to have a fixation with openings and what comes out of them.When can we expect The ART of Blowing 2 - Monica's Story. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-08-2001 08:10 AM
*Giggle*  Get your nose pierced...pinch your nostrils together...and blow green snot like a whale's blowhole perhaps? |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-08-2001 06:13 PM
Another misleading thread title. Curses!! Foiled again. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-09-2001 06:51 AM
Jogger's such a dirty big ole tease!  Luring poor Britt in here under false pretenses...tsk! |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-10-2001 05:26 AM
Exile Considering that Monica couldn’t even keep the love potion in her mouth. I can’t say that she will be involved in any of my. Plus she kisses and tells. In my business, that’s not nice.
She may get categorized in the “How Not to Blow” series.
Britt Sorry for alluring you here under false pretences......no I’m not.
Alluring is just part of who I am.
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exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-11-2001 05:00 AM
You must have read the transcripts pretty closely. I don't recall it ever being announced that Monica didn't swallow.Unless you're referring to that dress. I reckon that was just Bill's premature ejaculation as she was about to get down on the old fella. |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-20-2001 05:19 PM
AHHHH, The art of blowing. At first I thought you mean blowing on- well you know.
I prefer the closing one (preferable the left first) nostril, and blowing it out until my face gets red. Then the next nostril. The funny thing is though, whenever I do that the boogers on my left side seem to come out anyway. Hmph, figures.------------------
No matter how thin you slice it- its still balonga. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 03:04 AM
Maybe the bridge wall in your nose isn't there any longer. That’s gross. But, your probably could get a bullring through your nostril easily.  |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 03:46 PM
No it is, actually The only reason I said that is because gooses dont have that little nose wall thingy, I think, I dunno even if they have noses, DamnLOOK AT MR.HARD-WOODIE 
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No matter how thin you slice it- its still balonga. |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 03:46 PM
Damn he was scrambled |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 07:23 PM
Ummm that’s pretty stupid ya know. Making a penis and nuts from o’s and = signs.
Lets stick with ……..(_)D -------coffee cups.
Or, ………..(;o.) --------Your ass with flaring warts.
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"Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end."
[This message has been edited by Jogger (edited 06-21-2001).] |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 03:00 PM
Umm okay. ( )D oh yeah, coffee cups forever. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 03:04 PM
That's funny. Your coffee cup is bottomless.Just like that gaping pit you call your life. |
Bling Bling
Chimp with diapers
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posted 06-30-2001 06:51 PM
Sorry... the topic name got my attention |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 07-01-2001 04:20 AM
Sucker!  ------------------
"Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." |
Bling Bling
Chimp with diapers
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posted 07-02-2001 06:48 PM
Oh my |
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