posted 04-06-2001 04:36 AM            

You know that's why I came into this board, don't you? I didn't come here and begin posting because I enjoyed reading all the posts. I didn't stay because I thought *most* of you to be highly intelligent fun people to exchange thoughts with. I don't continue to stay because I enjoy coming here every once in a while to see what new links people have submitted or what new thoughts they have shared.

Yes I only came here grasping at the possibility of popularity on the internet because I am such a big loser in real life that the only place I can make friends is in cyberspace. In fact I do nothing but sit in front of my computer, staring at words on the screen, just waiting for someone to talk to me. I have no life, don't you realize that? THAT is why I am here. Not for occasional entertainment. But for YOUR approval, YOUR acceptance, YOUR adoration.

Thank you and goodnight.

posted 04-06-2001 12:12 PM            

No way Jogger, I saw her first

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Only hate the player...but never hate the game

posted 04-06-2001 01:25 PM            

Kitty, you are too cool for the rest of the world. You pretend not to give half a crap about what other people think about you, yet here you must have spent at least half an hour writing this post to show exactly how much you do care.

I doubt that anyone wants to prove how "super cool and witty" they are, perhaps you don't realize that maybe, people really are that intelligent! (Wow!). There are such things as online friendships. And the people who engage in them aren't always what you expect.

I suppose this is your attempt to ward off Tostito, but its probably the most vain attempt I've seen in my life. You automatically assume you're hot and that (pardon the expression) "your shit don't stink", so I'm really not surprised that you've got a fanclub already going.

See, in real life, we call that "loose". A stigma is automatically attached to your person, because you assume greatness. I remember the same kind of thing in high school. All of the 'really attractive' cheerleaders were considered whores, simply because they walked with that air.

Of course, your anonymity makes it easier for you to be attractive. I'd like to hear what kind of rating your picture would get on "AmIHotorNot.com" I'm sure it'll be lower than a 4.

Not to mention the fact that most of your posts have, in fact, been in the vein of "Look at Me! I am so cool! I can act hot and all the guys will go after me!"

Here's a real world wake-up call: If you were as attractive and popular as you assume you are, you wouldn't delve in discussion boards acting like the prize pick of the litter. It wouldn't matter.

In fact, I'm assuming you're probably the runt.

So, good luck, Ms. Prissy, because I have a feeling you're gonna need it out there.

Oh, and notice my smiley face. You amuse me.
Now go powder your obtrusive nose and smear on that mascara. Maybe a dog will sniff you.

Oh, and I apologize to everyone else. I have a strong feeling Kitty needs to be declawed.

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Lap it up...it's the best you'll ever get.

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posted 04-07-2001 01:04 AM            

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I want all the men to want me, and I want all the women to secretly wish they were me.

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Britt, your reply has to be the funniest thing I've read yet.

and Mosrite, your a damned genius. Punk ass, sure, but a genius nonetheless.

posted 04-07-2001 02:06 AM            

fucking gas prices!

posted 04-08-2001 03:10 AM            

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And the people who engage in them aren't always what you expect.

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posted 04-08-2001 04:47 AM            

Oh No! Jogger has revealed my master plan!!

First, create an alias of an imaginary character, start him off in the message boards as a cynical, yet non-aggressive character, show that he respects Tostito and thinks his humor is pretty damned classic, and voila! Now everyone forgives Tosti for being a jaded guy!

By that quote, I simply meant that we're not the kind of people Kitty is describing us as.

And yeah, it is possible that someone can respect Tostito, without it being SPED .

I have to give proper "kudos" to Jogger though, it really would make a hell of a lot of sense. And would be quite a stroke of genius on Tostito's part.

Oh, and I think Jogger is actually Slacker!!!

posted 04-08-2001 06:24 AM            

I wish.
Thanks though Case B

posted 04-09-2001 12:49 AM            

but wait i cant be jogger, cause my head is clearly out of my arse!

posted 04-10-2001 01:56 AM            

Case B, I do not for one moment believe that I am the hottest chick on this Earth. Far from it, actually. And I know that if a photo of mine was on amihotornot.com and got higher than a 4 I would have a heart attack and die right where I sit. As for every post of mine trying to prove that I am this hot and sexy woman...well I am sorry you see it that way. I say the things I do in posts because it's all in fun, not because I want men to drool over me.

Saying what I did was not meant to imply that everyone on this board acts the way I described. In fact, I happen to think that in their own way everyone on this board has some pretty interesting and insightful things to say, even when they decide to jump all over someone. I honestly didn't mean for you to think I was saying that about all of you, and I apologize if any of you (obviously some of you) took it to mean that.

I do not automatically assume that I am anything, actually. Much less that I am hot or that "my shit don't stink." I know I'm not and I know it does.

Every post I have made on this board so far, excepting the one above, have all been written in fun. They have not been meant for anyone to assume anything about me, other than the fact that I enjoy coming here. If you feel I have been offensive I apologize.