posted 04-04-2001 10:11 PM            

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File that last one under "No Sleep + Extreme Boredom = Bad Taste."

*takes bow*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be accepting tomatoes and the like later.

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posted 04-05-2001 12:13 PM            

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*Hands Case B some tomatoes

You making soup?

posted 04-05-2001 07:15 PM            

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*Direct Hit!*

*Case B wipes tomato goo from face, revealing evil smirk and a wicked gleam in the eye...*

Soup's On!

*Reaches behind back to reveal...The Tominator 2001!!*

*Gets lost in a flurry of around-the-room tomato launching*

posted 04-06-2001 02:39 AM         

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This product is endorsed by neither Arnold Schwarzenegger nor the Republican Party.

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Vote Schwarzenegger!

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posted 04-06-2001 02:41 AM            

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Help! This thing has a mind of its own!

Clearly, it must be stopped...

posted 04-06-2001 02:50 AM         

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Searching....

Scan: Lotus666....

Ingredients:

Flesh
Bones
Blood

Preparing to flambe' heavily and set aside with a touch of cilantro...

posted 04-06-2001 04:09 AM            

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*finds cord meandering from the back of Tominator 2001 to wall outlet. Pulls plug.*

Well, that was a bust.

Last time I order from back episodes of the Home Shopping Network.

Oh well. I've still got the tomatoes, at least...

posted 04-06-2001 04:36 AM         

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Clearly, the thing has no taste at all! Cilantro? Puh-LEASE! Oregano, if you DON'T mind! (To be had with a nice Cabernet Sauvignon!)

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