posted 03-29-2001 09:26 PM            

I'm referring, of course, to "Small Wonder"... now sing along, everyone...

She's fantastic, made of plastic, microchips here and theeeeere! She's a ...Small Wonder!...

Seeing as every character is equally killable...

V.I.C.K.I - Give one reason not to destroy this insipid android. She sprays tears like a garden hose, lifts heavy objects through cheesy special effects, and is a poster child for why A.I. ought not be further explored.

Jamie - Vicki's pansified brother. This guy needed to hide behind his robotic sister to avoid being beat up by bullies. I mean, come on!

Harriette - (next door neighbor) The perfect example of why some people ought to be subtracted from the gene pool. And from television acting.

Harriette's mother - ditto

Vicki's father - He created the monster. For reasons unknown. Bill Gates' lesser half.

Vicki's mother - Her hairdo is enough for me.

...I don't understand why no one has thought of putting up a tribute to this particular show. I'm sure responses will pour in. Heck, a six-way tie could be imminent.

Case B

posted 03-30-2001 06:40 AM            

Not to long ago, those creepy feelings returned, and were then maginified when I discovered 'Small Wonder' fanfic, and...*shudder*, erotic fanfic.

posted 03-30-2001 02:06 PM            

Creepy.

Reeeeaaally creepy.

posted 03-31-2001 02:37 AM            

Rockjock is, how shall we say, not simply being platonically friendly. It was a tough lesson to learn, but thankfully it was Slacker who had to learn it and not me or anyone who isn't a Texan.

posted 03-31-2001 03:38 AM            

Scratch that. In "real life", I am the BIGGEST conformist you'll ever meet. I don't enjoy making enemies. Unless, of course, they're doddering idiots. Then I just ignore them, like what anyone else with half a brain would do.

Anyhow, The only reason I sign my name is because I'm more used to correspondence, such as email and letters.

So, I'm still very much a "newbie" in the sense that I'm still learning the ropes for forum writing. But I'll be around, so I'll get it down in time.

Oh, by the way...

quote:

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Rockjock is, how shall we say, not simply being platonically friendly. It was a tough lesson to learn, but thankfully it was Slacker who had to learn it and not me or anyone who isn't a Texan.

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Platonically...this could either mean one of two things. Either Rockjock is trying to be a bit "too" friendly ('wink wink'), or he's short fuse who can be set off very easily (esp. by newbies)...

posted 03-31-2001 01:26 PM            

Wait, no it isn't. I meant fuck off, you demented little psycho.

posted 04-02-2001 08:14 PM            

A. The product of abusive change
B. The product of one very big flamer
or
C. The product of eroded intelligence and special "deposits" throughout the soil?

posted 04-03-2001 09:08 AM            

And Chunky Salsa, I'd like to remind you again that you know nothing, therefore you are nothing. Sometimes I wonder if you're actually typing, or just banging your fist on the keyboard randomly until the words resemble something that might look like "fancy talk."

posted 04-03-2001 07:32 PM            

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I had the impression I was taking to someone who dropped out of the sixth grade.

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Stonestrap, your Freudian slip made me pee my pants. "taking to", eh? So, I guess you either are attracted to complete morons or are a pedophile.

posted 04-04-2001 03:50 AM         

RJ, Case B sounds like he's testing the waters (or lava flow, so to speak).
Case B, RJ is not normally so huffy with newbies. He's on edge.

Start over? Please?

posted 04-04-2001 04:50 AM            

And yeah, I know its easy to say Tostito is the guiltiest one of all in this sense of the word, but hey - that's his way. I've read a lot of the archived stuff, and of all the people I've met in chat rooms (I'm guilty of going into chat rooms to "start stuff" and entertain myself as well), he has to be, by far, the most succesful one of all. Heck, Tostito even admits to this (albeit sarcastically) in his introduction thread.

As far as Rockjock goes, "fuck off" is neither humorous nor intellectual. A two year old can learn this phrase and use it with reckless abandonment (not that I've ever taught any two year olds it... )

I think the title of this thread is now more deserving than it originally was. Here, it started with my lame-o spiel on an eighties sitcom, but has devolved into a spat between Tostito and RJ.

Sure, I can be childish and say, "Tostito started it!!", but perhaps he's just being himself.

So, RJ, I apologize. I haven't the slightest clue how far your "relationship" reaches back with Tostito, so I won't get involved. It wasn't humorous, I was bored.


Oh, and Tostito, if by chance sooner or later you decide to direct your acerbic wit and sardonic humor at me, don't worry, I can't possibly get insulted. I relate to you too much for that. And no, I'm not trying to be patronizing and condescending, simply meeting you on the same level.

posted 04-04-2001 07:07 AM            

Rockjock;

When you get huffy it's the best, it really is. You act as if "Alright, that's it, you've forced my hand. Now I'm bringing out the big guns" and proceed to go on to completely bland prattle. You aren't funny or even particularly literate, and your transference of insecurities are disturbing. Please, save us all some time in your next reply by summarising it.

Or I could do it for you: "I know you are you said you are but what am I?"

I know I know, I'm an "assfucker". I should fuck off. Quit bashing the keyboard and all.

That's the kind of quality merchandise you dish out, and I'm sure some day it will make me wish I'd never messed in with Rockjock's business.

posted 04-04-2001 11:48 AM            

You're right that my vulgarity is a bit ridiculous, and it's rather uncharacteristic of me. That is the only thing he understands, and it's evident that that is all he knows. The relationship goes back to him being a pathetic loser all his life and trying to make people miserable. Just observe when he tells someone he wished they were dead. Ooh, comic gold. Well it's not what I'm prospecting.

So I'm hoping we can forget this, because you seem really competent, and I'd rather be on your good side. And the typos are part of the package.