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Topic: midgets: oh they ARE funny.
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Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 03-20-2001 01:16 PM
   
ohhhhhhhhhhh you little fellas! you are funny. i want to employ lots of you so you can dance in the corner of the rooms i am in. or maybe just run around in circles 'tll you fall over. or maybe put on a cowboy outfit and ride a trike while waving your cowboy hat ("whooooo")
i don't mean to offend anyone with this posting so if you think it sucks please be constructive. i don't wanna be a midget basher (unless that makes 'em blow up!! - just kidding i actually reallly like cool stuff like FIRE and the red hot chili peppers and all kinds of other stuff you are welcome to ask me about |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 01:22 PM
You've seen Happy Gilmore...right?  Welcome Napalm...word of advice...just don't blow your foot off whilst it's in your mouth, hey?! Cheers, mate!  |
chaZ
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-21-2001 11:56 AM
You need to go rent the Wizard of Oz. Oh, and I think they prefer to be called little People. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2001 01:33 PM
Shorties or peewees is my preference--------------------
Have you ever stopped to think...and forget to start again? |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2001 06:45 AM
Height Impaired I think is the politically correct term nowdays .------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2001 01:20 PM
heee hee if i offended i am sorry, i have seen all those films and they are pretty cool.
I think one of the response may have come from a member of the Little People fraternity and i think even they would agree that "height impaired people" is a stupid description and suggests to me anyway that you are deficient in height when really they are just a different person, same as i am better....i mean diferent than you.
i of course blame my college buddies for all the midget related ideas i have been picked up.... when i think back, i may cry!!!
but remember that Captain Napalm loves YOU!
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Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2001 01:22 PM
aww c'mon i use a toe-nail clipper these days....means my breath smells better!! |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2001 01:28 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gypsy:
[B]Height Impaired I think is the politically correct term nowdays .oh you crazy aussies and you're funny ideas. Don't worry i am not being patronising... that is when someone TALKS...DOWN...TO...YOU, O.K? i think height impaired is perhaps the dumbest description, and in my opinion likely to cause more offence than MIDGET. maybe you and you're butt-pinching, male watching, sexual harrassers should think how you would react if you got your ass pinched. "oh my God YOu Pig blah blah blah blah balh blah" my eyes glaze over just thinking about it.] |
Hyprgrl28
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-24-2001 10:22 PM
i dunno bout anone else but i call them "small people" and actually they scare me(i am sorrie if i offend anyone) i think that damn actor warwick davis or whatever started it.....just imagine about 45 "small people" running at you....it gives me goosebumps just thinking about it..... |
chaZ
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-25-2001 01:10 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Another Grl!!!!!!! Who do you think you are? Hemingway or something. Somehow I don't think that you are experienced enough to alter the English Language.
It's HYPERGIRL! Dammit!RrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwWWWWWW! OK, now that I have gotten that out of my system I have to admit that the visual of 45 midgets running towards me does actually give me goosebumps. Very powerful imagery. Maybe you are a Hemingway or something. |
HappyChazzieGrl
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-25-2001 01:17 PM
I have seen the light. Hey sister! I appologize. Don't want to betray the sisterhood. Let's join hands, form a circle and BE HYPER!! |
Hyprgrl28
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-25-2001 07:43 PM
yes being hyper is good. i say we DO join hands and sing a song about hyper midgets....that way we will be singing AND scaring small neighborhood children |
chaZ
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-25-2001 07:51 PM
You are officially dug out of your hole!! As a matter of fact I plan to give you a good Membership review when the WWYK? report cards come out this spring. Hyper midgets are funny! |
Hyprgrl28
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-25-2001 08:05 PM
thank u very much chaZ i am now a happy camper...but not literaly....camps r very strange places to visit...... |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-27-2001 06:07 PM
I only have a couple of things to say to you, Captain Napalm:you're = you are (i.e., "you're an arse", etc.) your = something belonging to you (i.e., "your nickname sucks", etc.) Learn it, use it. You're welcome. See how easy that is? |
onema
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-06-2001 10:53 AM
midget porn rules gidget the midget WOOT WOOT |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-09-2001 08:59 AM
ok, firstly to who ever corrected my spelling, go away from my happy site about midgets. the idea of an American trying to correct my spelling frankly galls (o.k I admit i did actually make a mistake but really.)At least i don't try to use the letter "Z" when an "S" would suffice. "realiZe"? huh, is this another attempt to disasociate yourself from the old colony? well how about using the good ideas, like one of the most sophisticated languages in the world, and replacing them with your own ideas, like giving anything that can nod its head a gun. Oh go on I dare you all to say something mis-informed about foot and mouth. DICK!
Thank-you however to the guy writing about midgets, finally soemone gets the idea. |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-15-2001 04:35 PM
HURRAH, A NEW IDEA HYPER MIDGETS.
THAT GAL RULES!
WILL YOU MARRY ME? |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-15-2001 04:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lotus666:
You've seen [b]Happy Gilmore...right? Welcome Napalm...word of advice...just don't blow your foot off whilst it's in your mouth, hey?! Cheers, mate! [/B]
THANKS FOR THE WELCOME, REMEBER IT IS ALL IN FUN
I LOVE YOU ALL
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Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-15-2001 04:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Gypsy:
Height Impaired I think is the politically correct term nowdays .
I LOVE EM AND LEAVE EM TOO,
STILL FUNNY |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-15-2001 04:42 PM
You're having fun? Happy Easter! Too much sugar, hmmm?  |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-15-2001 05:33 PM
Too much sweet and sappy talk makes one sick...and Ive had about all I can take for one day. Midget tossing has always been a favorite pasttime of me and my friends. My personal record is 24' 7" (wind aided).
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Have you ever stopped to think...and forget to start again?
[This message has been edited by catapault007 (edited 04-15-2001).] |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 09:33 AM
hee-hee; "midget tossing"! |
davidmuthatrukinhall
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-16-2001 03:17 PM
Has anyone ever seen midget porn. It is so gross but I still got achub...Is that wrong????? |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 03:24 PM
Very interesting first post david, I'll be watching you.------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 06:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lotus666:
You're having fun? Happy Easter! Too much sugar, hmmm?
i LOVE YOU AND YOUR KIND, I LOVE SALT MORE THAN SUGAR
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Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 06:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by davidmuthatrukinhall:
Has anyone ever seen midget porn. It is so gross but I still got achub...Is that wrong?????
If you are worried about what is wrong talk to my friend martin, he talks about gidget on this page, you two will get on REALLLLL well |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 06:54 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Hyprgrl28:
i dunno bout anone else but i call them "small people" and actually they scare me(i am sorrie if i offend anyone) i think that damn actor warwick davis or whatever started it.....just imagine about 45 "small people" running at you....it gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.....
heee hee just imagine them running up and then breaking into dance!
or hugging you
or blowing up!
it tends to take the fear away
or you could just watch willow!!! |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 07:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by chaZ:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Another Grl!!!!!!! Who do you think you are? Hemingway or something. Somehow I don't think that you are experienced enough to alter the English Language.
It's HYPERGIRL! Dammit!RrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwWWWWWW
OK, now that I have gotten that out of my system I have to admit that the visual of 45 midgets running towards me does actually give me goosebumps. Very powerful imagery. Maybe you are a Hemingway or something.
Hemmingway would never have called them GRRRRRLs, his was often a simple prose, which attemted, and often succeeded, in evoking simple hardworking, heroic "real men" it is this which Hemmingway himeslf sought to be and when he though he could not live up to this ideal he killed himself. Therefore it seems odd that he would refer to GRRRRLS it just seems a little out of characther. i also find it odd that he won the nobel prize for his worst book
O.K that's literary hour done with, feel fre to return to the midgets or talk about books, music movies or anything this midget message board is in fact a braod church, although not, in fact a church!
[This message has been edited by Captain Napalm (edited 04-16-2001).] |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-17-2001 01:31 PM
Could intentional typos be any more obvious?In the words of Hannibal Lecter, you're pretty "desperately random". I smell steaming piles of bullshit games in the wings. |
spam pilot
Monkey
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posted 04-19-2001 03:16 PM
Sorry, but no intelligent life has been detected on planet Napalm. |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 05-04-2001 06:51 PM
quote:
Originally posted by spam pilot:
Sorry, but no intelligent life has been detected on planet Napalm.
Oh thanks Spam, i'm sure that you are magna cum laude yourself BUTMONKEY
You open youre own page and stay there and i won't bother to look at it and see how much you suck, which considering how far up your ass your head is must be pretty painful!
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Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 05-04-2001 06:54 PM
Hello everybody, this is Captain Napalm here. he has now calmed down and does in fact love everbody, even Spam pilot, once more. I hope that you can take my humble litle page in the manner it was intended and contribute in a healthy way. And should i feel inclined to discuss my more pressing interests on a different page, i invite you all to look at that. |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 05-04-2001 06:57 PM
C'mon, who is going to a festival this summer? Leeds last year was damn cool and i want to go somewhere with a lineup that is as good again. At the mo i like V2001 for Weezer, the chili's and the Foo fighters but Reading is looking better by the day.
speaking of stuff lokking better by the day... i listened to the new Ash album as i drove home for the Spring bank holiday, I do like that a lot.
Y'see there doesn't have to be hostility at all, somewhere on this page there is even a litlle critique (if a poorly spelled one) of the works of Hemmingway.
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Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 05-05-2001 06:03 AM
Captain Napalm have you seen a doctor about those constant mood swings of yours ? 
ooh and I love getting my butt pinched ------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
celticcalm
Monkey
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posted 05-06-2001 06:43 PM
The "whooooo" was a nice touch by the way your your original post CN.....was good, artistic in a slice-a-baby-cow-in-half-and-display-it-in-2-seperate-cabinets sorta way. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 05-06-2001 09:21 PM
Agreed, but I think Wooohoo! would have been better. hmm - 'Celticcalm', that sounds like it should be a shop that sells bongs and the like. |
celticcalm
Monkey
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posted 05-07-2001 11:03 AM
yeah kinda does...there's a patent down the line im sure for the name. |
Captain Napalm
Monkey
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posted 06-17-2001 11:19 AM
HELLO CELTICCALM AND WITHNAIL, THANKYOU FOR YOUR RESPONSES. PERSONALLY I HAVE ALWAYS PREFERRED "WHOOP-WHOOP!"
I WOULD HOWEVRE LIKE TO OPEN UP THIS MESSAGE BOARD (BORED?) TO OTHER TOPICS, ALTHOUGH IT WOULD PLEASE ME GREATLY TO HEAR THE MIDGET STORIES, I WANNA TALK ABOUT NEW STUFF!
TO START YOU ALL OFF I HAVE A QUESTION, DO YOU LIKE TOOL?
I THINK THEY ARE PRETTY DAMN FINE AND WISH THAT THEY WERE PLAYING LEEDS THIS YEAR.
OTHER STUFF WILL BE APPRECIATED C'MON, BECAUSE IN THE WORDS OF "FES" FROM THAT SEVENTIES SHOW " I GET SO LONELY!" |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-17-2001 11:27 AM
Do not feed the animals.Stay at least six feet away from the zoo bars. Do not poke the glass. Do not taunt the chimpanzees. Stay On Trail. Do not leave food items out on the park grounds. Keep all car windows rolled up. And remember, only you can prevent forest fires. |
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