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Topic: NEWBIES WELCOME
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mosrite ZooKeeper
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posted 11-14-2000 11:57 PM
FEEL FREE TO INTRDUCE YOURSELF IN THIS POST. THANK YOU.-MOSRITE |
LBJ KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 11-15-2000 10:30 AM
And I am LBJ. Welcome, welcome to Happy Welcome-Land! Thank you, mosrite. Caps-lock stuck? Who cares! Failed 2nd-grade grammar? Grammar, schammer! Please, everyone, post freely and without fear of embarassment or taunting in my newly re-incarnated forum, Happy Welcome-Land. ------------------
[This message has been edited by LBJ (edited 11-15-2000).] |
Zach KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 11-15-2000 11:43 AM
HI! I'm Zach. You may think that sounds like a boys name, but I'm a girl. he he he Pretty crazy, huh! Well, I don't really have anything else to say so I'm going to stop typing now. Rock on! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 11-15-2000 03:19 PM
Hi ya! My name is Lotus666. I inhabit the 5th Position down the Forums' List. I am into tree-hugging hippy crap...bitch boots and whipped cream fights...VERY bad puns...and stealing souls.So, if you would just sign this contract in your won blood please...and enter that fiery portal over there...we can get started! BWA hahahaha! Oooooooooooops...I mean...Hel-looooo, and a Big Happy Welcome to Happy Welcome Land!  [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 11-15-2000).] |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 11-15-2000 06:32 PM
Hi Im catapault007 not a James Bond fan but I do like to stir up the shit and give wedgies so dont turn your backs on me, or should you LOL. |
Marlin Perkins Monkey
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posted 11-16-2000 02:05 AM
Marlin Perkins here, some of you might have seen my television show "Wild Kingdom." It was on quite a while back, I don't remember too good anymore. I'm 106 years old, but a very young 106, because I eat 3 bananas every day. I would like to see The Lucy show and Gilligans Island on WWYK. Last week I thought this was the best site on the web, but now I've found pudendum.flowsex.com and I think I'm in love. With Cynthia  [This message has been edited by Marlin Perkins (edited 11-17-2000).] |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-16-2000 05:14 AM
Hi. My name is FatJohnny. And I'm an alcoholic. |
SPED Chimp with diapers
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posted 11-16-2000 05:17 AM
heloo my name id sped and i';m kinda new here but not really because i pop up all the time and only leve when the chickns e at my ears or thr voice in my herad get 2 loud and make me have to eat the aliens cause the oooowaaa oooo im so crazeee!!!! how r u? |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 11-16-2000 09:46 AM
WOW, THIS PLACE IS TO COOL! i'M SO HAPPY TO BE HEAR!  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 11-16-2000 09:47 AM
HEY, MY SMILIE TURNED INTO A FACE! AUSSOME! |
Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 11-16-2000 09:45 PM
He-e-e-ey ... it's real nice in here!  Wow! Light-headed, floaty feelings ...  ps Good idea, LBJ; a nice safe protected environment for all the newbies until they get to know their way around a bit better.  |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-17-2000 01:07 AM
The best part is Bluebottle missing the joke.Hi, I'm Tostito! I am too cool for skool, and I think bringing people down and being really cynical totally asserts my individuality. I am the teenaged cliche! The fact is though, I really just want to be loved. So if you want a rockin' good time with a great new friend, don't call me, because I'm better than you are. |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 11-17-2000 01:35 AM
Hey Tostito as far as you saying youre better than I am, thats not what she said last Night 
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PixieChic Monkey
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posted 11-17-2000 04:06 AM
Is anyone else the least bit curious as to why mosrite posted the same topic twice? I think CJ is right...he's been drunk this entire week. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-17-2000 05:02 AM
That's why mosrite is the rockin'-est.But this: quote: "Hey Tostito as far as you saying youre better than I am, thats not what she said last Night"
I don't think any judge in the world would convict me for setting you on fire after a comment like that. |
Any Judge in the World Chimp with diapers
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posted 11-17-2000 05:25 AM
No arguments here...fire away. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-17-2000 09:12 PM
I want to know who 'she' is. I remember doing your mother? When you plumped her, I guess she was just being polite because you're related and all. That bitch. |
catapault007 Monkey
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posted 11-17-2000 11:03 PM
Say Hi to your wife and my kids Tostito. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-17-2000 11:36 PM
Oh I get it, I said I screwed your mother, so now you screwed my wife even though I'm not married. HAHAHA!Or, alternatively, Get fucked half wit. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-18-2000 05:10 AM
Well, things are shaping up in here nicely. |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 11-18-2000 06:39 AM
and I thought this was sopposed to be like a safe house where newbies could come and feel cosy while they learned the ropes  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-18-2000 07:07 AM
Hey Gypsy, you're hideously unwelcome and hideously ugly, to the point of deformities, I've seen pictures. So speak when spoken to. |
froggyday Chimp with diapers
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posted 11-18-2000 09:04 PM
hello, glad to be welcomed, as a chimp, this is a kickass place to be |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 11-18-2000 10:48 PM
Happy Welcome land indeed and freedom to speak to all ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 11-19-2000 02:58 AM
Hey Tosser; YOU missed the joke. Do you really think I would believe they could keep you out of here??That's like trying to keep cockroaches out - it can be done for a short time, but they'll always be back.  |
That Guy Chimp with diapers
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posted 11-28-2000 01:27 AM
I'm just here for the humiliation. |
miss_doobie Chimp with diapers
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posted 12-22-2000 11:12 AM
g'day all.....am new to this whole message board thingo and thought i'd give it a go.......not really sure what to say or do now, but i've tried.....hmmm.....caht is so much simpler |
PixieChic Monkey
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posted 12-22-2000 04:55 PM
apparently... |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 12-23-2000 12:11 AM
Pixi, you crack me up.Miss_doodie All we ask is that you don't crap your diaper ------------------ "Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." |
RoXaNe Monkey
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posted 12-23-2000 12:35 PM
Give the doobie newbie a break !...Or is it newbie Doobie ?  |
SailorChick Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-01-2001 04:34 PM
HI! Hello! I'm new here and um, I don't know what to say. Just on the off chance, does anyone here like Sailor Moon 'cause that is what I spend my life watching. Just curious. Anywho, I'm bored and that is all, obvioulsy, I am very boring, but you still read this so I can't be that boring, either that or you just don't have any common sence to be reading this. Bye |
PixieChic Monkey
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posted 01-01-2001 04:51 PM
Common sence is hard to come by these days... |
froggyday Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-01-2001 05:20 PM
then maybe it s un common sence ? |
SlipKnot311 Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-01-2001 10:46 PM
Hello everyone, my name is DJ. I am into music, mainly metal, but I can occationally be found listening to hip-hop/rap. When I am not lisntening to music I am watching movies. My favorite movie is American Psycho, if you haven't seen it, you should. I play bass guitar and go to school.There you are, my dull, uneventful life. |
dirtybirdy Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-19-2001 02:24 AM
hi, my name is dirtybirdy and the sock people are after me. |
Insanity Chimp with diapers
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posted 01-19-2001 09:42 PM
If the bugs go away all will be well, insofar as the birs infestation is concerned. All is well....now...but the light is waining...twilight....aurora borialis...mmmm------------------ Do you have something to share with the group Fantastic Larry?! |
RoXaNe Monkey
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posted 01-20-2001 03:27 AM
Hmmm ? |
TheKitty Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-16-2001 01:46 AM
I'm almost afraid to post anywhere on these boards..but then I am assuming that is the point. Sort of like Hell Week for the diaper brigade?------------------ Lap it up...it's the best you'll ever get. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-16-2001 04:50 AM
"Hell Week for the Diaper Brigade"? hehehe...The other forums are all fun to check out...and Kitty...feel free to check out The Lotus Position, too. It is safe enough. Most likely the worst thing that will happen though is you will be hit by a blob of flying jelly!  To any other newbies lurking hereabouts...try it...you might just like it!  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 02-17-2001 06:43 AM
Hell Week you think Kitty , there are a few around here that would like to make the rest of you life hell, but don't be put off by them , just explore and enjoy you'll soon find the safe places to post .------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |