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mosrite
ZooKeeper
posted 11-14-2000 11:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mosrite   Click Here to Email mosrite     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
FEEL FREE TO INTRDUCE YOURSELF IN THIS POST. THANK YOU.

-MOSRITE

LBJ
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 11-15-2000 10:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LBJ   Click Here to Email LBJ     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And I am LBJ.

Welcome, welcome to Happy Welcome-Land! Thank you, mosrite.

Caps-lock stuck? Who cares!
Failed 2nd-grade grammar? Grammar, schammer!

Please, everyone, post freely and without fear of embarassment or taunting in my newly re-incarnated forum, Happy Welcome-Land.


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[This message has been edited by LBJ (edited 11-15-2000).]

Zach
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
posted 11-15-2000 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zach   Click Here to Email Zach     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
HI! I'm Zach. You may think that sounds like a boys name, but I'm a girl. he he he Pretty crazy, huh! Well, I don't really have anything else to say so I'm going to stop typing now.

Rock on!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 11-15-2000 03:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi ya! My name is Lotus666. I inhabit the 5th Position down the Forums' List. I am into tree-hugging hippy crap...bitch boots and whipped cream fights...VERY bad puns...and stealing souls.

So, if you would just sign this contract in your won blood please...and enter that fiery portal over there...we can get started!

BWA hahahaha! Oooooooooooops...I mean...Hel-looooo, and a Big Happy
Welcome to Happy Welcome Land!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 11-15-2000).]

catapault007
Monkey
posted 11-15-2000 06:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi Im catapault007 not a James Bond fan but I do like to stir up the shit and give wedgies so dont turn your backs on me, or should you LOL.

Marlin Perkins
Monkey
posted 11-16-2000 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marlin Perkins     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Marlin Perkins here, some of you might have seen my television show "Wild Kingdom." It was on quite a while back, I don't remember too good anymore. I'm 106 years old, but a very young 106, because I eat 3 bananas every day. I would like to see The Lucy show and Gilligans Island on WWYK. Last week I thought this was the best site on the web, but now I've found pudendum.flowsex.com and I think I'm in love. With Cynthia

[This message has been edited by Marlin Perkins (edited 11-17-2000).]

FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
posted 11-16-2000 05:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hi. My name is FatJohnny. And I'm an alcoholic.

SPED
Chimp with diapers
posted 11-16-2000 05:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SPED   Click Here to Email SPED     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
heloo my name id sped and i';m kinda new here but not really because i pop up all the time and only leve when the chickns e at my ears or thr voice in my herad get 2 loud and make me have to eat the aliens cause the oooowaaa oooo im so crazeee!!!! how r u?

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 11-16-2000 09:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
WOW, THIS PLACE IS TO COOL! i'M SO HAPPY TO BE HEAR!

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 11-16-2000 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
HEY, MY SMILIE TURNED INTO A FACE! AUSSOME!

Bluebottle
Monkey
posted 11-16-2000 09:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluebottle     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
He-e-e-ey ... it's real nice in here!

Wow! Light-headed, floaty feelings ...

ps Good idea, LBJ; a nice safe protected environment for all the newbies until they get to know their way around a bit better.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 11-17-2000 01:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The best part is Bluebottle missing the joke.

Hi, I'm Tostito! I am too cool for skool, and I think bringing people down and being really cynical totally asserts my individuality. I am the teenaged cliche! The fact is though, I really just want to be loved.

So if you want a rockin' good time with a great new friend, don't call me, because I'm better than you are.

catapault007
Monkey
posted 11-17-2000 01:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey Tostito as far as you saying youre better than I am, thats not what she said last Night

PixieChic
Monkey
posted 11-17-2000 04:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieChic   Click Here to Email PixieChic     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Is anyone else the least bit curious as to why mosrite posted the same topic twice? I think CJ is right...he's been drunk this entire week.

FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
posted 11-17-2000 05:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's why mosrite is the rockin'-est.

But this:

quote:
"Hey Tostito as far as you saying youre better than I am, thats not what she said last Night"

I don't think any judge in the world would convict me for setting you on fire after a comment like that.

Any Judge in the World
Chimp with diapers
posted 11-17-2000 05:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Any Judge in the World     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No arguments here...fire away.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 11-17-2000 09:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I want to know who 'she' is. I remember doing your mother? When you plumped her, I guess she was just being polite because you're related and all. That bitch.

catapault007
Monkey
posted 11-17-2000 11:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for catapault007   Click Here to Email catapault007     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Say Hi to your wife and my kids Tostito.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 11-17-2000 11:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh I get it, I said I screwed your mother, so now you screwed my wife even though I'm not married. HAHAHA!

Or, alternatively, Get fucked half wit.

FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
posted 11-18-2000 05:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, things are shaping up in here nicely.

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 11-18-2000 06:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
and I thought this was sopposed to be like a safe house where newbies could come and feel cosy while they learned the ropes

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Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!!

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 11-18-2000 07:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey Gypsy, you're hideously unwelcome and hideously ugly, to the point of deformities, I've seen pictures. So speak when spoken to.

froggyday
Chimp with diapers
posted 11-18-2000 09:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for froggyday     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hello, glad to be welcomed, as a chimp, this is a kickass place to be

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 11-18-2000 10:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Happy Welcome land indeed and freedom to speak to all

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Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!!

Bluebottle
Monkey
posted 11-19-2000 02:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluebottle     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey Tosser; YOU missed the joke. Do you really think I would believe they could keep you out of here??

That's like trying to keep cockroaches out - it can be done for a short time, but they'll always be back.

That Guy
Chimp with diapers
posted 11-28-2000 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for That Guy   Click Here to Email That Guy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm just here for the humiliation.

miss_doobie
Chimp with diapers
posted 12-22-2000 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for miss_doobie     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
g'day all.....am new to this whole message board thingo and thought i'd give it a go.......not really sure what to say or do now, but i've tried.....hmmm.....caht is so much simpler

PixieChic
Monkey
posted 12-22-2000 04:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieChic   Click Here to Email PixieChic     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
apparently...

Jogger
Monkey
posted 12-23-2000 12:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pixi, you crack me up.

Miss_doodie
All we ask is that you don't crap your diaper

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"Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end."

RoXaNe
Monkey
posted 12-23-2000 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RoXaNe   Click Here to Email RoXaNe     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Give the doobie newbie a break !

...Or is it newbie Doobie ?

SailorChick
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-01-2001 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SailorChick     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
HI! Hello! I'm new here and um, I don't know what to say. Just on the off chance, does anyone here like Sailor Moon 'cause that is what I spend my life watching. Just curious. Anywho, I'm bored and that is all, obvioulsy, I am very boring, but you still read this so I can't be that boring, either that or you just don't have any common sence to be reading this. Bye

PixieChic
Monkey
posted 01-01-2001 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieChic   Click Here to Email PixieChic     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Common sence is hard to come by these days...

froggyday
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-01-2001 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for froggyday     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
then maybe it s un common sence ?

SlipKnot311
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-01-2001 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SlipKnot311   Click Here to Email SlipKnot311     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hello everyone, my name is DJ. I am into music, mainly metal, but I can occationally be found listening to hip-hop/rap. When I am not lisntening to music I am watching movies. My favorite movie is American Psycho, if you haven't seen it, you should. I play bass guitar and go to school.

There you are, my dull, uneventful life.

dirtybirdy
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-19-2001 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtybirdy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hi, my name is dirtybirdy and the sock people are after me.

Insanity
Chimp with diapers
posted 01-19-2001 09:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Insanity   Click Here to Email Insanity     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If the bugs go away all will be well, insofar as the birs infestation is concerned. All is well....now...but the light is waining...twilight....aurora borialis...mmmm

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Do you have something to share with the group Fantastic Larry?!

RoXaNe
Monkey
posted 01-20-2001 03:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RoXaNe   Click Here to Email RoXaNe     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmmm ?

TheKitty
Chimp with diapers
posted 02-16-2001 01:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheKitty   Click Here to Email TheKitty     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm almost afraid to post anywhere on these boards..but then I am assuming that is the point. Sort of like Hell Week for the diaper brigade?

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Lap it up...it's the best you'll ever get.

Lotus666
ZooKeeper
posted 02-16-2001 04:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Hell Week for the Diaper Brigade"? hehehe...The other forums are all fun to check out...and Kitty...feel free to check out The Lotus Position, too. It is safe enough. Most likely the worst thing that will happen though is you will be hit by a blob of flying jelly!

To any other newbies lurking hereabouts...try it...you might just like it!

Gypsy
Monkey
posted 02-17-2001 06:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gypsy   Click Here to Email Gypsy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hell Week you think Kitty , there are a few around here that would like to make the rest of you life hell, but don't be put off by them , just explore and enjoy you'll soon find the safe places to post .

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Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!!

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