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Topic: RIP Austin Powers.......Pleeease!
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exile_11 Monkey
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posted 01-16-2000 09:12 PM
I know I am courting disaster and Shagadelic is hiring a contract killer as I speak, but someone has to say it,I am sooooooo over Austin Powers! I went to a sixties party on Saturday night and there were wall to wall Austins and Felicities etc. The only thing stopping a massacre was that the friendly Hendrix look alike shared his green herbal medication with me and calmed me down. People; Time to get a life...and preferably not your parents'. *Exile crawls back under his rock and awaits lambasting [This message has been edited by exile_11 (edited 01-16-2000).] |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 01-16-2000 09:18 PM
No lambasting here. I've always had a bit of hatred for random sixties crap. Austin Powers has never done anything for me.All I have to say is that there is a fine line between knowing your roots, and necrophilia.  |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 01-16-2000 11:56 PM
I liked the movies, I liked the gags, but I never could hear the 'Yeah baby' stuff and actually feel the need to laugh. He's just a fella saying some cliche phrases in an English accent.Movies good, Austin Powers good, cliche hyped Austin Powers-isms pain in the arse. |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 01-17-2000 10:05 AM
A 60's theme party, hmm, I would have preffered a 70's disco party....------------------ To Do Or Not To Do There Is No Question... |
SharpDarts Monkey
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posted 01-17-2000 01:01 PM
S'not the concept of AP that's shit, it's that MAN ( Mike Myers or whatever his name is ) who totally pisses everyone off------------------ " you want me? Well fucking well come and find me....." |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 01-17-2000 08:09 PM
Hey wadda ya know; I'm not a lone voice.However, there is one use for an Austin Powers costume at a party....It allows the socially inept, with no conversational skills, whatsoever, to talk to girls. All they have to say is "yeah baby" or "nice pants, do you think I can get into them?" and girls think that they're in character instead of just being the mega Dickheads that they are. |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 01-17-2000 08:23 PM
I loved the Austin Powers films...still do. The characters make me laugh, Mike Meyers makes me laugh...what's not to like?Enjoy the 60's-70's revivals while you can guys...you all know the 80's are next! |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 01-17-2000 08:38 PM
What was wrong with the Eighties? |
Shagadelic Monkey
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posted 01-17-2000 09:55 PM
exile_11 - What method do you prefer to meet your doom by, Baby? Ha ha ha  ------------------ Shagadelic - Fat Bastard! Your new orders? Search and destroy! (exile_11 - LOOKOUT!) *Giggle* [This message has been edited by Shagadelic (edited 01-17-2000).] |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 01-17-2000 10:00 PM
ShagadelicI'd like to be shagged to death. But don't send Fat Bastard; Do your own dirty work.  [This message has been edited by exile_11 (edited 01-17-2000).] |
Shagadelic Monkey
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posted 01-18-2000 05:34 AM
"SHAGGED" to death, hey? Well, exile_11...If you are going to "Court Disaster" you had better buy me a drink first! (Disaster is my MIDDLE name, baby...yea!) *Giggle*  Are you SURE you don't want Fat Bastard though...he's "DEAD SEXY", you know!!! BWA hahahaha...  ------------------ Shagadelic - Fat Bastard! Your new orders? Search and destroy! (exile_11 - LOOKOUT! *Giggle* [This message has been edited by Shagadelic (edited 01-18-2000).] |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 01-18-2000 03:01 PM
The '80's sucked!!! |
PsychoWithAxe Monkey
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posted 01-18-2000 05:09 PM
Er....... I love Scott Evil???? |
SharpDarts Monkey
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posted 01-19-2000 08:27 PM
oh yaaaaaaas talk about seeeexxxxy yes I wouldn't mind using up a carton of cream on him  |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 01-21-2000 06:52 AM
Well Seth Green certainly is a handsome fela. I figure if I were gay I'd do him, too.Hell, he's so good looking I wouldn't even need to be gay. Where is he? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-06-2000 07:40 AM
exile_11...Some fat scottish git knocked on the garden gate of The Lotus Position this morning looking for you!!! *Giggle*  Should I NOT have told him that you were shooting on location for "NIGEL", then? hehehe... ------------------ Lotus666...Up, up and away...SPRING...cannot wait for it to have SPRUNG!!! |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 02-07-2000 12:10 AM
Don't worry Lotus. For some reason, I'm now feeling very refreshed.  If he comes looking for me, I'll take the bastard with one arm tied behind my back (in best exile double one tradition) ------------------ Nigel Liechenstein: Secret Agent Exile double one |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-07-2000 07:09 AM
 ------------------ Lotus666...Up, up and away...SPRING...cannot wait for it to have SPRUNG!!! |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 02-08-2000 03:15 AM
Cruel, Verrrrry cruel.  |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 02-08-2000 03:40 AM
Who's whining about what now?? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 02-08-2000 06:44 AM
exile_11...?????????????????? |
Ms BUMP Monkey
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posted 02-14-2000 11:03 PM
Ahhhhh... not the eighties.. i don't wanna relive that and ya know they're already back... they've come up with these pants that are a bit longer then capris that they're calling "flood pants" I think I'm gonna hide under my bed until this phase passes.... anyone wanna join?  ------------------ There's a sucker born every minute... when was your birthday again? |