posted 08-01-2000 03:34 AM            

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ICQ History Log For:
76624458 Barlac
Started on Tue Aug 01 05:10:35 2000
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Tostito: Greetings

Barlac: salutations.....how are you?

Tostito: I'm in a damn good mood, what about yourself ma'am

Barlac: pretty good.......could be a whole lot worse glad to hear you are

Tostito: Well thankyou

Barlac: no problem where you from?

Tostito: Australia, what about yourself

Barlac: mississippi

Tostito: That's a whole lot of letters.

Barlac: lol......yep....confusing if your dislexic
you ready for the olympics and survivor part 2? you live near close to any of those action happenings?

Tostito: I live in Sydney, the baseball is around 5 minutes drive from my house. It's pretty much the only event I'm interested in.

Barlac: thats cool.....i like baseball also but im kinda hooked on the survivor show....i shoulda tried to find another addiction i guess...lol

Tostito: You know what, I don't want to be rude here or anything, but I seriously hate lol's. They just drive me crazy. Even if you said 'laughing out loud' I would appreciate it, or smileys, or fucking anything, like 'that is funny', but lol makes me want to smash things up.

Barlac: no problem.......im just lazy in writeing out stuff......ill remember that

**********| Boredom... then opportunity |**********

Barlac: i dunno........ummmmmmmmmm im 5'7 and about 135 lbs my life my is a one big huge soap opera

Tostito: Well that's pretty good.

Barlac: what about yourself

Tostito: Hm. I am 63, I have three kids, my wife died 8 years ago from cancer. Sometimes I wake up crying.

Tostito: I read your profile, how much must it stink to have your birthday on News years eve.

Barlac: thats sooooo sad my dad died 3 yrs ago in a car accident.....im in remission of cancer...so i know how you feel.......im in like great shape compared to others....oh its great......my boyfriend and i usually go to the casino

Tostito: Yeah, it must work out kinda nice. I think cancer is sort of cool though.

Barlac: well i learned alot about myself and others like who i can really count on during that time well mine right now isnt bad now....but i have take meds for the rest of my life b/c there isnt a cure for it

Tostito: Well that's no good. It must be KINDA fun though, right??

Barlac: laugh.....how

Tostito: Huh?

Barlac: how it fun?

Tostito: Taking meds. WOO HOO

Barlac: oh haha.....my meds arent for pain..im allergic to pain meds or they dont work but yeah i know some ppl who think the meds are the shit....laugh laugh

Tostito: No, but the whole fact that you could technically come out of remission and die at any time must be pretty scary/cool, right?

Barlac: scary yes......very much so

Tostito: What about the cool part, is it cool scary or bad scary. Sometimes I wish I had cancer.

Barlac: bad scary if im haveing a bad day.....and just plain annoying knowing that i cant eat what i want and such

Tostito: Yeah, that must suck.
Hey is cancer an STD? Because I was doing my wife's dead body (It's really starting to smell!) and I felt a lump on my testicle.

Barlac: okay you just freaked me out

Tostito: Why??

Barlac: here ill copy what you posted and you tell me.

Tostito: So what?? That's perfectly natural. Don't be so immature, sex isn't a sin.

Barlac: you said she was dead

Tostito: She is. She's in my cupboard. She would have wanted it that way.

Barlac: i still have my dad too but hes cremated but thats all hes here for

Tostito: Well my wife liked pleasing me, and this way she can continue to do so.

Barlac: ohhhhhhh okay.....well I guess its what ever floats your boat......well i gotta go....i have to be at work early in the morning......you have a good tuesday or whatever day it is there byebye

Tostito: it's Tuesday every day here, baby.

Barlac: i bet it is

Voila. Well I enjoyed my afternoon, I was home today and fairly bored.

posted 08-01-2000 06:46 AM            

Y'know, for a second I thought you were going to go a bit to far for my tastes in the cancer dept. But then you brought in necrophilia, and saved it. Bravo, Tostito, bravo!

posted 08-02-2000 01:17 AM            

i wish i had the free time to fuck with people more often, but soon i will..

posted 08-03-2000 10:37 AM            

Don't mean to be a stick in the mud or whatever, but a close family member had it and is still taking medication for it and I could get the same thing, which scares me a bit.

posted 08-05-2000 03:11 AM            

Cancer is a wonderful platform for fucking with people, nothing more. I don't literally sit here laughing at the idea of a tumour slowly eating a person. The comedy is in how much bullshit people will eat up with a spoon.

I don't consider this 'beating' the person, however. To a certain extent only morons believe this stuff, but then again if some stranger told me over the internet that they had cancer politeness demands of me that I say something along the lines of 'I'm sorry to hear that'. Would this mean they had just 'got one on me'? I don't think so.

I don't think cancer parodies say as much about the victim's stupidity as they do about my sense of humour, but I enjoy them, some other people seem to enjoy them, and that's really all that counts.